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Messages - Faux Lix

#2
Or Kill Me / Re: One Sentence Rants
June 08, 2014, 06:15:37 AM
:emoticon that expresses my TRUE feelings:
#3
Or Kill Me / Re: One Sentence Rants
June 08, 2014, 06:08:04 AM
Or the most wondrous wanderlust cat?

Don't sue me.
#4
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.
#5
Or Kill Me / Re: Boojums, Boojums; Boojums.
June 08, 2014, 05:25:55 AM
Trust me, this post would be hella clever if I had photoshop on this computer.
#6
Or Kill Me / Re: Boojums, Boojums; Boojums.
June 08, 2014, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:51:22 AM
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?

Boojums.

Please be my friend  :cry:
#7
Or Kill Me / Re: We are <not> special
June 08, 2014, 03:03:41 AM
Boojums.
#8
Or Kill Me / Re: One Sentence Rants
June 08, 2014, 03:01:29 AM
Boojums.
#9
Or Kill Me / Boojums, Boojums; Boojums.
June 08, 2014, 02:45:45 AM
Hi, it's me! Pholix.  :lulz:

I'm a professional Ukulele Exorcist, invented Fifth World Problems, have been living out of a tent for the past 6 months, and once got a handjob from Bob's daughter in Equador. (no relation)

Ukulele exorcism doesn't take up as much time as you might think, and am currently looking for new friends on the internet!  :horrormirth:

Skype: faux.william if you have as much free time as I do.

Boojums.