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#91

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Doktor Howl - October 27, 2025, 08:51:07 PM

It begins the outward normalisation of the transition from republican party, to white nationalist party, they want people to know, they want to get to the point that that they can come out of the closet with that.

They're already very comfortable with the idea.

#92

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Doktor Howl - October 27, 2025, 08:50:35 PM

It begins the outward normalisation of the transition from republican party, to white nationalist party, they want people to know, they want to get to the point that that they can come out of the closet with that.

Fortunately I think they're rushing that a bit.  All the MAGAts I've talked to are still opposed to nazis, and the KKK. 

MAGAs aren't for talking to.

['I am not done.' Kamala Harris weighs in on another presidential bid]

#93

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Regarding 'Merica's Actual...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 27, 2025, 03:16:08 AM

This begs the question: Just how vile does a Republicult™ presidential candidate have to be before they can be beaten by a Democratic, female, Black and Asian-American vice president?

'I am not done.' Kamala Harris weighs in on another presidential bid

Now, I voted for Kamala Harris in 2024. And, I will vote for her again, if she wins the Democratic nomination for POTUS in 2028. But, voting to nominate her to run for POTUS again in 2028 is a not a risk I'm willing to take. The stakes are just too high for that.

["Money can't buy class."]

#94

Bring and Brag / Re: Favorite Sentences Megathr...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 27, 2025, 03:07:07 AM

"Money can't buy class."

Exhibit A:     The POSOTUS

[October 26, 1881 - The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral]

#95

Apple Talk / Re: On This Day in History

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 26, 2025, 01:05:18 PM

October 26, 1881 - The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

Final Score:     Lawmen   3     Cochise County Cowboys   0

[Newsom Roasts Trump Suck-Ups With a New Line of MAGA Kneepads]

#96

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 26, 2025, 01:48:19 AM

Governor Newsom has clearly established himself as a Resistance 2.0 leader with a wicked sense of humor:

Newsom Roasts Trump Suck-Ups With a New Line of MAGA Kneepads

As per this article:

"California Gov. Gavin Newsom took a sharp jab at Donald Trump and all those who "bend the knee" to him by announcing the launch of a range of "MAGA Kneepads."

Speaking at the California Economic Summit in Stockton on Wednesday, Newsom flagged the latest addition to the range of Trump-baiting merchandise sold on his satirical "Patriot" website.

"You will be seeing on my Patriot site new kneepads that I'll be sending out," Newsom told the crowd. He said the items were intended for "all the CEOs, media companies, law firms, and universities" he accused of groveling to Trump as he took America "back to a pre-1960s world.""

So, don't forget, the Sacred 'Merican Church and State Approved Xmas Gift Buying Season is just around the corner. And, it's remotely possible there just may be a prominent MAGAt on your very own Xmas List, who will both appreciate, and eagerly utilize an actually useful gift like a pair of MAGA Kneepads.

[MINNOWs]

#97

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 25, 2025, 09:08:11 PM

It begins the outward normalisation of the transition from republican party, to white nationalist party, they want people to know, they want to get to the point that that they can come out of the closet with that.

Fortunately I think they're rushing that a bit.  All the MAGAts I've talked to are still opposed to nazis, and the KKK. 

 . . . no true MAGAt . . .

So ... MAGAts In Name Only? Okay ... but calling them MAGAtINOs is clumsy. It just doesn't work, and will never catch on. And, simply shortening it to MINOs doesn't work either.

But, what about MINNOWs, meaning MAGAts IN Name Only Wankers, with  MINNOW being the singular version? I, for one, see possibilities in this insult. For instance, imagine, if you will, a graphic of a school of MINNOWs swimming around in the Turd Reich's Cesspool, with true MAGAts gathered round and jeering at them.

And, it would be really hilarious if the MINNOWs "took the bait," and began proclaiming themselves to be True MAGATs too. I would love watching two MAGAt factions trying to "out MAGAt" each other.

#98

Apple Talk / Re: Tales from the Cutting Edg...

Last post by Pergamos - October 25, 2025, 05:20:17 PM

So I quit the biz.  I took a job as the facilities director at a mental hospital (who didn't see THIS coming), partly because I was getting bored, and partly because of The Thing getting loose, which severely tarnished (read: the vultures are circling) the company I was working for.

Also because I have turned over a new leaf.  I am a new man (You will politely ignore that I still have a consulting side gig in the biz).  No more shiny new war crimes, now I'm gonna HELP people.  So everyone stop screaming.

All I have to do is recruit a certain someone away from his gig in Connecticut and this will be perfect.  I start Monday.

We are going to do great things.  For crazy people.

I can see this going very well, or very badly, but more likely both, at the same time, in ways that are currently hard to imagine but will be indelibly etched on our minds, once you regale us with the stories of your adventures.

#99

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by MMIX - October 25, 2025, 08:41:07 AM

It begins the outward normalisation of the transition from republican party, to white nationalist party, they want people to know, they want to get to the point that that they can come out of the closet with that.

Fortunately I think they're rushing that a bit.  All the MAGAts I've talked to are still opposed to nazis, and the KKK. 

 . . . no true MAGAt . . .

[DeSantis Indicates He Would Sign Ivermectin Bill Into State Law]

#100

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 25, 2025, 05:09:40 AM

Is Floriduh and DeSilliness a match blessed by GOP Jesus, or what?

DeSantis Indicates He Would Sign Ivermectin Bill Into State Law

As per this article:

"Gov. Ron DeSantis indicated on social media that he would sign a bill on the over-the-counter sale of Ivermectin if it is passed by the Florida Legislature.

"We are pushing for the Legislature to do the Ivermectin bill; I will sign it once passed," DeSantis wrote in response to an X user.

Ivermectin is a drug most commonly used to treat parasitic diseases. According to WebMD, the drug was first established in the 1970s and used primarily on animals to kill internal and external parasites, such as gastrointestinal worms, due to their harm to livestock."

After all, who among us has not needed to immediately self-medicate after being infected with gastrointestinal worms?