What are we doing? - SPLIT

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If one of the other admins will do it, that would probably help.

Admins?

Seconding the request.

[hooplala]

If one of the other admins will do it, that would probably help.

Admins?

Seconding the request.

3rd

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not seeing anywhere that I'm telling people not to post their opinions, nor anywhere I'm pillorying them for expressing them.

Here ya go.

Right. It's clear that we're failing you, and you expect more and better from us.

ATTN BORED MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PEOPLE WHO NEED SOMETHING TO REBEL AGAINST:

I'm finding it hard to give a shit.

Seriously, this is what middle-aged men are rebelling against.

Wow.

Funny, I didn't realize those were posts in this thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Could we just get a thread split? This might take a while, and it'd be a shame to divert this thread from what it's trying to do.

I'm not going to split my own thread. 

If one of the other admins will do it, that would probably help.

Oh good... just clean up the dissenting opinion. Make the badwrong thoughts go away.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

ETA:  OH good I just typed all this shit out and it's another thread about Nigel being a twunt and everyone responding to it.  Big fucking surprise.

I'm a slow learner, I admit.  But I CAN learn, and I just have.

[hooplala]

I'm not seeing anywhere that I'm telling people not to post their opinions, nor anywhere I'm pillorying them for expressing them.

Here ya go.

Right. It's clear that we're failing you, and you expect more and better from us.

ATTN BORED MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PEOPLE WHO NEED SOMETHING TO REBEL AGAINST:

I'm finding it hard to give a shit.

Seriously, this is what middle-aged men are rebelling against.

Wow.

Funny, I didn't realize those were posts in this thread.

Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO AWAY if you have nothing constructive to say.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ETA:  OH good I just typed all this shit out and it's another thread about Nigel being a twunt and everyone responding to it.  Big fucking surprise.

Right then. Bye.

[hooplala]

Could we just get a thread split? This might take a while, and it'd be a shame to divert this thread from what it's trying to do.

I'm not going to split my own thread. 

If one of the other admins will do it, that would probably help.

Oh good... just clean up the dissenting opinion. Make the badwrong thoughts go away.

As I said, your opinion was already noted, and I assume it will be included in the thread when it is split, however your public BAAAAAH will probably not.

[The Wizard]

Funny, I didn't realize those were posts in this thread.

First quote was in response to this thread. Second and third were because of the rant that inspired this thread.

Really, really, tired of this shit.
Dr. James Semaj

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO AWAY if you have nothing constructive to say.

Newsfeed?

[The Wizard]

Oh good... just clean up the dissenting opinion. Make the badwrong thoughts go away.

Oh poor, poor little Nigel. The big kids want to move her tantrum, so that the conversation can return to its intended goal.

[hooplala]

Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO AWAY if you have nothing constructive to say.

Newsfeed?

Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO AWAY if you have nothing constructive to say.

[Cain]

Think I've got it all, if not I'm going to bed soon anyway, so someone else will have to get the rest.  Maybe.

[The Wizard]

Thanks, Cain.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For the record, here are my three horribly offensive posts ITT that were, apparently, not expressing an opinion, but a twunty grab for attention. Glad I was able to provide a suitable target for today's dogpile. Fuck you.

It's hard for me to decide whether to ignore this thread or tear it apart. It pretty thoroughly represents everything that I'm against.

I'm Cramulus' nemesis for a reason. I resent any attempt to "bring us together" or find a common agenda outside of the spontaneous trolling zeitgeist that happens periodically on its own when a bunch of people think collaboration sounds fun.

The thing is, following is easy. Once an agenda is decided, people feel free to turn off their critical thinking and just go with the program. I've spent my entire life fucking with what people think they know, with only one goal in mind; to make people think. Whether they like it or not. So I can't participate in any agenda that sets an agenda other than my own, which I won't tell you.

All of us, regardless of race or income, fall into the category of bored middle-class white people. The luxury of agreeing on an agenda, the luxury of HAVING an agenda, on the Internet no less, is the domain of bored middle-class white people.

Bored middle-class white people who have agreed on an agenda are the most dangerous animal on the planet.

If not to agree on an agenda, what is the goal?

Well, my agenda is that I'm against it.