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Die in a fire OR What I learned from World of Warcraft

Started by Don Coyote, January 27, 2011, 07:41:48 AM

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Don Coyote

January 27, 2011, 07:41:48 AM
HEH FUCK OFF first and foremost.

HEY FUCK HEAD!!!!!

YES YOU!!!!

YOUR PUNK ASS WIPED US BECAUSE YOU FUCKING MADE THE HEALER OOM SO THE FUCKING TANK DIED!!!!!

What? You say you couldn't see the fucking FIRE??? Youcoudln't SEE YOUR FUCKING LIFE TICKING AWAY????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!!


When someone tells you to die in a fire they are most likely telling you both die in a fire and that they think you are fucking toolbag dumb enough to actually stand in a FUCKING FIRE until you die. You see the problem is the Fire isn't always Fire. And as evident in WoW and other MMORPGs you have no physical feedback telling you OMFGDAMNITITSFUCKIGNHAWTMOVEYOUSUMBITCH.

What the fuck does this have to do with the real life?

A fuck ton you keyturner. Now listen the fuck up and learn to use your mouse to move and stop clicking your spells.

HAHA fuckers are now all tuning this shit out because it is referencing shit outside of your filters. it is referencing shit that only basement dwelling social outcasts understand. That means it has no bearing you at all.


WRONG DONALD. NOW LISTEN THE FUCK UP!!!

The FireTM is anything that kills you, but not just you but kills you and by killing you KILLS EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE!!!!!!!
What teh fuck is this retard spouting? Has he finally gone pineal on us? Is this fuckhead drunk?
HEH
No.

The FireTM is that shit is not only making your life harder, but wastes everyone elses' time and resources tryign to save your punk ass from.

The FireTM is your drug addiction. Your game addiction. Your cell phone. It can be anything. Sometime you need to pull your head of your ass and away from whatever it is that is so important for you to do so you can WIN.

The FireTM is your family growing distant from you because you spend all your fucking time in the fucking office earning money so you can buy shit you don't need like that luxury sedan with features you don't really fucking need, and probably only want becasue your two neighbors have the exact same car but from 2 years ago.

So, once and a while. Stop look around, make sure you aren't in the FireTM and see what else is going on in your life. Tunnel vision kills. And it doesn't always kill you.

Die in a fire or don't. You can choose. You just need to wake up and pay attention.

Phox

#1
January 27, 2011, 02:04:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 27, 2011, 07:41:48 AM
HEH FUCK OFF first and foremost.

HEY FUCK HEAD!!!!!

YES YOU!!!!

YOUR PUNK ASS WIPED US BECAUSE YOU FUCKING MADE THE HEALER OOM SO THE FUCKING TANK DIED!!!!!

What? You say you couldn't see the fucking FIRE??? Youcoudln't SEE YOUR FUCKING LIFE TICKING AWAY????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!!


When someone tells you to die in a fire they are most likely telling you both die in a fire and that they think you are fucking toolbag dumb enough to actually stand in a FUCKING FIRE until you die. You see the problem is the Fire isn't always Fire. And as evident in WoW and other MMORPGs you have no physical feedback telling you OMFGDAMNITITSFUCKIGNHAWTMOVEYOUSUMBITCH.

What the fuck does this have to do with the real life?

A fuck ton you keyturner. Now listen the fuck up and learn to use your mouse to move and stop clicking your spells.

HAHA fuckers are now all tuning this shit out because it is referencing shit outside of your filters. it is referencing shit that only basement dwelling social outcasts understand. That means it has no bearing you at all.


WRONG DONALD. NOW LISTEN THE FUCK UP!!!

The FireTM is anything that kills you, but not just you but kills you and by killing you KILLS EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE!!!!!!!
What teh fuck is this retard spouting? Has he finally gone pineal on us? Is this fuckhead drunk?
HEH
No.

The FireTM is that shit is not only making your life harder, but wastes everyone elses' time and resources tryign to save your punk ass from.

The FireTM is your drug addiction. Your game addiction. Your cell phone. It can be anything. Sometime you need to pull your head of your ass and away from whatever it is that is so important for you to do so you can WIN.

The FireTM is your family growing distant from you because you spend all your fucking time in the fucking office earning money so you can buy shit you don't need like that luxury sedan with features you don't really fucking need, and probably only want becasue your two neighbors have the exact same car but from 2 years ago.

So, once and a while. Stop look around, make sure you aren't in the FireTM and see what else is going on in your life. Tunnel vision kills. And it doesn't always kill you.

Die in a fire or don't. You can choose. You just need to wake up and pay attention.
:aaa:
:mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:

BadBeast

#2
January 27, 2011, 02:11:08 PM
Haz Coyote been on teh Peyote?    :mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNMTa7Yd3E
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Richter

#3
January 27, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
The early part gets bogged down in ALL CAPS and WoW specific speak.  The point / moral is correct motorcycle.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 27, 2011, 03:02:35 PM
The Fire™ is all around you, everywhere you look.

200 <--- The net number of people added to the planet every minute.  The carrying capacity of the planet is about 2 billion, we currently have 7,081,554,370 people, and we've added 200 more while I've written this post.

http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop  (note:  That is an estimation, based on the straight math.  The last actual count was 6,896,000,000.  That's still too fucking many people.

World's on fire.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 27, 2011, 04:08:59 PM
The fun part is, one fine day, all those people are going to show up on your doorstep at 3AM all sticky with blood, wondering where dinner is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#6
January 27, 2011, 06:04:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMqs4rPuIAU

SOUL FYAH
SOUL FYAH
SOUL FYAH
AND WE AINT GOT NO WATER
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#7
January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire... its been burning since the world started spinning.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

hooplala

#8
January 27, 2011, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire... its been burning since the world started spinning.

"Burning" and "spinning" don't rhyme very well.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

BadBeast

#9
January 27, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Babylon's burning Baby, can't you see?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#10
January 27, 2011, 07:41:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire... its been burning since the world started spinning.

"Burning" and "spinning" don't rhyme very well.

Well I didn't want to make the quote too obvious ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
January 27, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.

By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#12
January 27, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.

By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.

He was paraphrasing Billy Joel, which is actually worse.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#13
January 27, 2011, 07:53:11 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.

By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.

He was paraphrasing Billy Joel, which is actually worse.

:lulz: Its true... being young in the 80's & 90's leaves it scars....
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BadBeast

#14
January 27, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.

By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.

He was paraphrasing Billy Joel, which is actually worse.
Maybe we should burn Billy Joel.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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