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Started by Suu, February 01, 2011, 07:34:17 PM

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Suu

February 01, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
The state has run out of money again. 95 HAS NOT BEEN PLOWED.

AVOID IT IF YOU WANT TO GET HOME SOMETIME BEFORE MIDNIGHT.



Regards,

Your Sovereign Princess <3

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#2
February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#5
February 01, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.

YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BOSTONITE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:

It's coming for you, Roger. You felt it...the icy bite. You'll have a nice hard freeze tonight.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
February 01, 2011, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.

YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BOSTONITE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:

It's coming for you, Roger. You felt it...the icy bite. You'll have a nice hard freeze tonight.

And 80F by Thursday.  :)

I warned you about keeping all that nature around, when I was down there.  It's bad for you.  And you let all that river go into the ocean, which is wasteful as fuck, and makes God angry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#7
February 01, 2011, 07:51:15 PM
I will take route 95 this night, but I will not drive it.  I will walk as far as the enarest bus stop, where the dissenfrancished bleat and bitch in the cold like sheep as they wait for a city bus or the cold to come claim them.  I will harvest various bits to lash myself up some snowshoes of bone and sinew, while I burn the tallow of their corpses for warmth in the human-hide lean-to I will contruct against the bus stop hooch.  I will then stride north, capable and comfortable in my environment as any scion of the killing cold should be.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#8
February 01, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
My commute home wasnt too bad.  But I know that my street won't even be touched by a plow until tomorrow night after we get the full 20 inches of snow.  We're all going to be snowed in tomorrow.  Wifey has no work, kids have no school. 

It will be interesting to see how the stir-crazy manifests itself for THIS storm. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
February 01, 2011, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 01, 2011, 07:51:15 PM
I will take route 95 this night, but I will not drive it.  I will walk as far as the enarest bus stop, where the dissenfrancished bleat and bitch in the cold like sheep as they wait for a city bus or the cold to come claim them.  I will harvest various bits to lash myself up some snowshoes of bone and sinew, while I burn the tallow of their corpses for warmth in the human-hide lean-to I will contruct against the bus stop hooch.  I will then stride north, capable and comfortable in my environment as any scion of the killing cold should be.

Also, Wotan.  He'd appreciate that Fimbulwinter shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#10
February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.

YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BOSTONITE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:

It's coming for you, Roger. You felt it...the icy bite. You'll have a nice hard freeze tonight.

And 80F by Thursday.  :)

I warned you about keeping all that nature around, when I was down there.  It's bad for you.  And you let all that river go into the ocean, which is wasteful as fuck, and makes God angry.

And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#12
February 01, 2011, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.
With your water fat flesh.

Would it be possible to construct a machine that would extract the water from a human body?

Adios

#13
February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
February 01, 2011, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 01, 2011, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.
With your water fat flesh.

Would it be possible to construct a machine that would extract the water from a human body?

Yes.  It's called a "still".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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