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ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY

Started by Suu, February 01, 2011, 07:34:17 PM

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Suu

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.

I feel more scripture coming on.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.

Hey! I used to live in KS!`
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.

I feel more scripture coming on.

My pance are full of scripture, ATM.  We need to do a Holy Text™ blitz tonight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.

I feel more scripture coming on.

My pance are full of scripture, ATM.  We need to do a Holy Text™ blitz tonight.

Agreed.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Adios

Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:10:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.

Hey! I used to live in KS!`

You have no idea of how much that explains........ :lulz:

Sister Fracture

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:10:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.

Hey! I used to live in KS!`

You have no idea of how much that explains........ :lulz:


I lived in Kansas City, on the Wyandotte side, mind you, not BFE west Kansas
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Adios

Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....

:lol: And we get triple digits in the summer. Extremism belongs to Kansas.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....

:lol: And we get triple digits in the summer. Extremism belongs to Kansas.

Presumably Providence does too, since Boston gets triple digit temperatures. Granted, it usually floats around 95 with humidity, but occasionally it jumps over a hundred. You do have us beat as far as tornadoes and dust storms go.
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Suu

Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 08:47:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....

:lol: And we get triple digits in the summer. Extremism belongs to Kansas.

Presumably Providence does too, since Boston gets triple digit temperatures. Granted, it usually floats around 95 with humidity, but occasionally it jumps over a hundred. You do have us beat as far as tornadoes and dust storms go.

We turn into a pressure cooker sometime in July. The sky turns orange and temperatures average 105 or so.......then August comes and it suddenly drops 30-40 degrees and you're like, "Well, fuck."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

I had to take my windbreaker off.  It's just a tad warm out there.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


Suu

Meanwhile, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."