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Catholic Church approves iPhone app for Confession.

Started by Suu, February 08, 2011, 02:35:12 PM

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Suu

February 08, 2011, 02:35:12 PM
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P3nT4gR4m

#1
February 08, 2011, 02:48:19 PM
Just when I thought the catholic church couldn't get any more retarded, it turns out I was right - the catholic church can't get any more retarded :lulz:

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Cuddlefish

#2
February 08, 2011, 02:52:28 PM
Wow. There are no words...
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Adios

#3
February 08, 2011, 02:59:15 PM
 :lulz:

"Hello, I was just in an accident and am dying, I need to make a confession right away."

"Please hold."

P3nT4gR4m

#4
February 08, 2011, 03:00:30 PM
I'm not a religious person but if I was I'd be praying right now that this app was developed by a cunning troll who plans to introduce bizarre and infeasible sins, via automatic updates, once everyone is accustomed to using it.  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Luna

#5
February 08, 2011, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 08, 2011, 03:00:30 PM
I'm not a religious person but if I was I'd be praying right now that this app was developed by a cunning troll who plans to introduce bizarre and infeasible sins, via automatic updates, once everyone is accustomed to using it.  :evil:

Me, I'm hoping somebody hacks into it and links it to Twitter accounts.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Richter

#6
February 08, 2011, 03:32:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 08, 2011, 02:59:15 PM
:lulz:

"Hello, I was just in an accident and am dying, I need to make a confession right away."

"Please hold."

"Last Rights line, Father Richter speaking."

"Oh hi, I'm not really dieing, but I needed to confess and all your other lines were busy."

"This line is reserved for the dieing sir, please be patient and another priest will be..."

"You guys are ridiculous!  I want to make my confession and receive absolution and you're turning me away?"

"Somebody's grandmother is going to hell because you've kept me busy sir.  I'm hanging up."
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#7
February 08, 2011, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 08, 2011, 03:32:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 08, 2011, 02:59:15 PM
:lulz:

"Hello, I was just in an accident and am dying, I need to make a confession right away."

"Please hold."

"Last Rights line, Father Richter speaking."

"Oh hi, I'm not really dieing, but I needed to confess and all your other lines were busy."

"This line is reserved for the dieing sir, please be patient and another priest will be..."

"You guys are ridiculous!  I want to make my confession and receive absolution and you're turning me away?"

"Somebody's grandmother is going to hell because you've kept me busy sir.  I'm hanging up."
:horrormirth:

Adios

#8
February 08, 2011, 03:38:25 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 08, 2011, 03:32:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 08, 2011, 02:59:15 PM
:lulz:

"Hello, I was just in an accident and am dying, I need to make a confession right away."

"Please hold."

"Last Rights line, Father Richter speaking."

"Oh hi, I'm not really dieing, but I needed to confess and all your other lines were busy."

"This line is reserved for the dieing sir, please be patient and another priest will be..."

"You guys are ridiculous!  I want to make my confession and receive absolution and you're turning me away?"

"Somebody's grandmother is going to hell because you've kept me busy sir.  I'm hanging up."


"Hi, my name is Johnny and my mommy said I could call and confess."

"How old are you Johnny?"

"11"

"I'm sorry but all young boys under the age of 12 must confess in person."

Don Coyote

#9
February 08, 2011, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 08, 2011, 03:38:25 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 08, 2011, 03:32:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 08, 2011, 02:59:15 PM
:lulz:

"Hello, I was just in an accident and am dying, I need to make a confession right away."

"Please hold."

"Last Rights line, Father Richter speaking."

"Oh hi, I'm not really dieing, but I needed to confess and all your other lines were busy."

"This line is reserved for the dieing sir, please be patient and another priest will be..."

"You guys are ridiculous!  I want to make my confession and receive absolution and you're turning me away?"

"Somebody's grandmother is going to hell because you've kept me busy sir.  I'm hanging up."


"Hi, my name is Johnny and my mommy said I could call and confess."

"How old are you Johnny?"

"11"

"I'm sorry but all young boys under the age of 12 must confess in person."
:x

Suu

#10
February 08, 2011, 03:45:18 PM
I love you guys. <3
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#11
February 08, 2011, 03:48:58 PM
Waitaminute.

There's a checklist...

Is it worth a buck ninety-nine to see how many you can check off in a month?
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#12
February 08, 2011, 03:50:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 08, 2011, 03:48:58 PM
Waitaminute.

There's a checklist...

Is it worth a buck ninety-nine to see how many you can check off in a month?


In a month?


I'd think the contest would be to see how many you could do simultaneously.

Luna

#13
February 08, 2011, 03:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 08, 2011, 03:50:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 08, 2011, 03:48:58 PM
Waitaminute.

There's a checklist...

Is it worth a buck ninety-nine to see how many you can check off in a month?


In a month?


I'd think the contest would be to see how many you could do simultaneously.
:D
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#14
February 08, 2011, 03:58:32 PM
Anybody want to go in for iPhone Devkit?  I'm certain that a sin checklist for every flavor of Satanism will sell MUCH better.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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