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I AINT SCARED OF YOU FUCKERS

Started by Sister Fracture, February 11, 2011, 08:29:31 PM

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Sister Fracture

CALL ME IF YOU DARE, YOU WHORE!

(520)240-3965
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Now that's the kind of graffiti I want to see on truck stop bathroom stalls!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Sister Fracture

I WILL FUCKING YOUR SHIT BITCH!

Fracture,
:jiggle:
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Luna

Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....

Hm.  Never tried that particular job with a hammer... 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sister Fracture

Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2011, 09:23:31 PM
Mu Hu Ha Ha

BRING IT MO'FUCKER. BRING IT.

Fracture,
Ain't skeered o' NUTHIN.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....

Hm.  Never tried that particular job with a hammer... 

Fracture loves her meat hammah.  Trust me on this one.  :madbanana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....

Hm.  Never tried that particular job with a hammer...  

Fracture loves her meat hammah.  Trust me on this one.  :madbanana:

:magick:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Luna

Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 09:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....

Hm.  Never tried that particular job with a hammer...  

Fracture loves her meat hammah.  Trust me on this one.  :madbanana:

:magick:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Who wouldn't?  I'm thinking it's brilliant.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

navkat

I'm curious about having my shit fuckinged.

Does it come with a clown? I rather like clowns.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Salty

1: Can your phone receive pictures?
2: CAN YOUR MEATHAMMAH REACH THE ARCTIC?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.