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Started by Lies, February 13, 2011, 04:39:34 AM

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Lies

February 13, 2011, 04:39:34 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Requia ☣

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February 13, 2011, 04:41:12 AM
I love the host's reaction.  It's freaking priceless.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Richter

#3
February 13, 2011, 02:53:57 PM
"This is when you know we are all going to Hell." :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Eater of Clowns

#4
February 13, 2011, 04:07:24 PM
I thought someone was going to say herpes.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cramulus

#5
February 13, 2011, 04:14:14 PM
show me "sluts"!

Cuddlefish

#6
February 13, 2011, 04:16:08 PM
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

BadBeast

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February 13, 2011, 05:52:44 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 13, 2011, 02:53:57 PM
"This is when you know we are all going to Hell." :lulz:
Yeah, and the confirmation of this is, more comforting than their "Pass the plate" Heaven is going to be for them. "Smug" is okay for 5 minutes, but an eternity of Them, Ubersmugging, with other Smuggys, that they only tolerated in a superficial way anyway, is  brightening my afterlife of "Eternal torment" right up already. I might even pretend to be jealous and repentant, just to see how smug they can get! 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

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February 13, 2011, 05:54:33 PM
And I was hoping to hear "Your Momma" in the answers. But still, there's always another day.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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