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ATTN EVERYONE. ROGER FEATURED IN JUSTIN BEIBER'S MOVIE

Started by Suu, February 15, 2011, 01:18:02 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 15, 2011, 02:58:41 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 15, 2011, 02:47:40 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:18:02 AM
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/dW6aR7e2x342EueL



*fucking runs*

Roger, you've got decent legs but you need to do some squats and work on building up that awful white-girl butt.

I'll have you know that this "awful white-girl butt" brings all the boys to the yard.  That's right, it's better than yours.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

#16
February 15, 2011, 03:25:53 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 15, 2011, 02:47:40 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:18:02 AM
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/dW6aR7e2x342EueL



*fucking runs*

Roger, you've got decent legs but you need to do some squats and work on building up that awful white-girl butt.

'Scuse me, but my butt is AWESOME.

Just sayin'
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A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 15, 2011, 03:27:20 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 15, 2011, 03:25:53 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 15, 2011, 02:47:40 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:18:02 AM
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/dW6aR7e2x342EueL



*fucking runs*

Roger, you've got decent legs but you need to do some squats and work on building up that awful white-girl butt.

'Scuse me, but my butt is AWESOME.

Just sayin'

Mine's better.  It has more hair.

To be precise, it looks like Angela Davis ran into a brick wall.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

#18
February 15, 2011, 03:28:37 AM
:spittake:

:lulz:
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

President Television

#19
February 15, 2011, 05:05:59 AM
I am speechless. The phrase "mounting sensation of horror", however, comes to mind.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Jasper

#20
February 15, 2011, 05:28:10 AM
I am...

...not going to be okay, after seeing that.

Aucoq

#21
February 15, 2011, 05:35:23 AM
I'm so jealous of you, Roger.  I want to be Beiber's number one girl.  :fap:
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Cainad (dec.)

#22
February 15, 2011, 06:03:21 AM



Pretty sure I just shat my spine, thanks to that OP.

Suu

#23
February 15, 2011, 12:31:53 PM
:thanks:
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#24
February 15, 2011, 02:17:11 PM
THAT was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!


Scary as shit, but FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!


:mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens:

Cuddlefish

#25
February 15, 2011, 03:36:19 PM
I... I... agck...
* Cuddlefish asplodes
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

navkat

#26
February 15, 2011, 04:10:49 PM
OP = so much win.

P3nT4gR4m

#27
February 15, 2011, 06:54:53 PM
My monitor is now completely covered in a mixture of jizz, raw sewage and blood. There are simply no words to adequately describe what happened to my central nervous system when I watched that clip :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Suu

#28
February 15, 2011, 06:59:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2011, 06:54:53 PM
My monitor is now completely covered in a mixture of jizz, raw sewage and blood. There are simply no words to adequately describe what happened to my central nervous system when I watched that clip :eek:

My work here is done.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
February 16, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 06:59:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2011, 06:54:53 PM
My monitor is now completely covered in a mixture of jizz, raw sewage and blood. There are simply no words to adequately describe what happened to my central nervous system when I watched that clip :eek:

My work here is done.

Not so fast, Eastern heathen.

My revenge is forthcoming.  However, you have a respite, as I haven't slept in 36 hours, and I lack the fine motor control required to WOMP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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