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26 Days Until DOOM!

Started by AFK, February 17, 2011, 05:27:56 PM

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AFK

February 17, 2011, 05:27:56 PM
Mark it down on your calendar spags!

Take out extra life insurance. 

Gird your loins.

Man the lifeboats.

etc., etc., 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#1
February 17, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Loins are girded.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#2
February 17, 2011, 06:04:19 PM
Why are we gilding lions?  I got bitten twice, and the molten gold is never coming out of the carpet...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
February 17, 2011, 06:19:25 PM
 :?

Luna

#4
February 17, 2011, 06:24:32 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#5
February 17, 2011, 06:25:13 PM

Cramulus

#6
February 17, 2011, 06:35:01 PM
it'll be really ICE to hear you pun again

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
February 17, 2011, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 17, 2011, 06:25:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 06:24:32 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 17, 2011, 06:19:25 PM
:?

(Ides of March.)

(return of the puns)


OH. I forgot.

I was wondering why anyone else would give a shit about my anniversary.

Cramulus

#8
February 17, 2011, 08:44:55 PM
we're not so COLD that we don't care, squiddy!

Sister Fracture

#9
February 17, 2011, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 17, 2011, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 17, 2011, 06:25:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 06:24:32 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 17, 2011, 06:19:25 PM
:?

(Ides of March.)

(return of the puns)


OH. I forgot.

I was wondering why anyone else would give a shit about my anniversary.

HAPPY EARLY ANNIVERSARY SQUIDDAY!
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
February 18, 2011, 05:13:10 AM
Thanks guys! I think the Mr and I should have some nice CHILLY to celebrate.

AFK

#11
February 18, 2011, 11:04:46 AM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#12
February 25, 2011, 08:41:29 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#14
February 26, 2011, 03:48:45 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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