No Hot Dog Buns!

[LMNO]

That first Lard EP is great.  "The Power of LARD" is practically an Erisian Manifesto.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

That first Lard EP is great.  "The Power of LARD" is practically an Erisian Manifesto.

the next time we have sex pretend that I'm ed meese

[LMNO]

"Lard is the tapeworm in the bottle of tequila that comes alive at night and sneaks up to bite your nipple."

[datacorruption]

Dolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup.

D-Cup? Or is it a G-Cup? I dunno these crazy breast sizing sizes they come up with, myabe I need to spend more time looking at breasts? What do people think about this?

[DJRubberducky]

http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastmeasuringcup.html

The only problem I have with this is their insistence that the band size is your skin measurement +5.  At least in the Cacique line of lingerie, your skin measurement is your band size.  I think you still reduce the difference by 5 inches to get your cup size, though - I'm certainly not an I-cup!

[Bella]

I didn't know there was any such thing as a G-cup.  
I think you need to spend more time skulking about in lingerie shops, ak.

[datacorruption]

Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.

That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*

[Bella]

Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.

That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*

I guess skulking is out then. What a pity.
I had visions of you lurking about trying to look innocent while scoping out all the customers.

[Rupert Giles]

Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.

That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*

I guess skulking is out then. What a pity.
I had visions of you lurking about trying to look innocent while scoping out all the customers.

If there is anything Robotech taught us, it's:

Uniform:  147 Credits
Variable Technology Fighter 1-D and Training: 234 Million Credits:
Getting Caught in a Lingerie Shop by your Superior Officer:  Priceless

[LMNO]

Bump for first-thread utter Pinealist fuckery.

[hooplala]

Yikes.

I have to admit, though, whenever I eat a hotdog (which is constantly) I think of Eris, and I laugh.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Occasionally, I will wander up to the cafe and order a hot dog. The first time I did this I told the cook that it was religious and my religion stated that I must partake of a hot dog without a bun on Fridays. He responded "But, its Thursday." To which I said, "Yeah, I'm a heretic. Also, don't forget the bun."

He's been my friend ever since, and while he may take the fries from under the warmer and re-fry them for some people... I always get fresh fries and for that I thank the Goddess (in some sense).

[AFK]

I eat hot dogs every day for lunch.  With buns.  And I relish every bite.  Har!

[hooplala]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh no.

[AFK]

Don't be a sauerkraut! 

RWHN,
-humor me, it's fucking snowing right now!