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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 01, 2011, 06:20:47 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 01, 2011, 06:20:47 PM
Interoffice Memo

To:  Bipeds on Sol III

From:  The Mgt

Subject:  Status Inquiry

What the HELL is going on down there?  Why are you still using fossil fuels?  You were supposed to be up to fusion power by now, and on the first steps to harnessing the total output of your star.  Likewise, the colonies in the asteroid belt and in orbit around Europa obviously haven't been completed...Or even begun.

In addition, the instructions given to you by your last management check in (37AD) are most definitely NOT being followed.  He set an example for you (curing diseases, running the money changers out of the office, etc), and he gave you some pretty clear instructions that - if followed - would have ended all this workplace squabbling.

But instead, you have chosen to put your post-fossil fuel/pre-fusion fuel into warheads, and you spend all day fighting over resources to manage obsolete technology.

Look, I am going to be very blunt about this:  Each and every one of you is replaceable.  If it becomes necessary, the entire workforce will be removed and replaced with automation.  It looks very much like this will be necessary.  Your slacking cannot allow the stockholders to take a beating on the market.

If you look back through the logs, management prior to 37AD was quite a bit harsher.  We'd rather not expend the energy to return to those practices, but we - unlike yourself - are willing to do what's necessary to get the job done.

Your schedule will not be revised.  The next benchmarks had best be made on time, or there will be prompt action from the Mgt.  That is all.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#1
March 01, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
God? Is that you?

Hell, we all thought you were dead.

LMNO

#2
March 01, 2011, 06:28:19 PM
 :lulz:  Love it.

Luna

#3
March 01, 2011, 06:30:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 01, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
God? Is that you?

Hell, we all thought you were dead.

He is.  Everybody knows the secretaries write that crap, management can't be bothered.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Just to clarify things, this is a flyer, not a cosplay event.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#5
March 01, 2011, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Just to clarify things, this is a flyer, not a cosplay event.   :lulz:

It flew to my fb page.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 01, 2011, 06:35:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 01, 2011, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Just to clarify things, this is a flyer, not a cosplay event.   :lulz:

It flew to my fb page.

Sweet.  I'm sort of hoping it flies to some copier machines.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#7
March 01, 2011, 06:59:30 PM
:mittens:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Don Coyote

#8
March 01, 2011, 07:00:11 PM
You just gave me an idea.

Gonna smash DA letter head on it. :lulz:

Richter

#9
March 01, 2011, 07:28:06 PM
Interoffice Memo

To:  The Mgt

From: Richter, Sol III Bidped

Subject: Re: Status Inquiry

I should bring it to your attention that records keeping and management authority permissions assignment has been muddled since the last manager in 37 AD.  New additions to the team are having difficulty determining which, if any directives are valid.  Micromanagement is rampant, and important issues are not being addressed.  Previous manager's office is currently hottly contested.  Workers across the site are initiating dynamic restructuring in conference rooms "Egypt", "Yemen" and "Libya". 

I recomend immediate, unconditional reversal of all management authority, and reinstatement based on new, clear directives of personal accountability, self improvement, mindfull and efficient execution of duties, and not beign a jerk to anyone who doesn't deserve it.

I offer no excuses for my own actions, as I beleive my records will speak for themselves.  My numerous bids to design, produce, and opperate a Heimdall IIc Asteroid Cracker MineMech are among them.  I beleive my personal attention will be best suited for this area.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#10
March 01, 2011, 07:40:43 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 01, 2011, 07:28:06 PM
Interoffice Memo

To:  The Mgt

From: Richter, Sol III Bidped

Subject: Re: Status Inquiry

I should bring it to your attention that records keeping and management authority permissions assignment has been muddled since the last manager in 37 AD.  New additions to the team are having difficulty determining which, if any directives are valid.  Micromanagement is rampant, and important issues are not being addressed.  Previous manager's office is currently hottly contested.  Workers across the site are initiating dynamic restructuring in conference rooms "Egypt", "Yemen" and "Libya". 

I recomend immediate, unconditional reversal of all management authority, and reinstatement based on new, clear directives of personal accountability, self improvement, mindfull and efficient execution of duties, and not beign a jerk to anyone who doesn't deserve it.

I offer no excuses for my own actions, as I beleive my records will speak for themselves.  My numerous bids to design, produce, and opperate a Heimdall IIc Asteroid Cracker MineMech are among them.  I beleive my personal attention will be best suited for this area.



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Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
March 01, 2011, 09:44:46 PM
FUCK YEAH.

I'm going to try to do a Kopyleft flyer a day for the next two weeks.

ETA:  I'll write 'em if you bozos will PDF them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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