you should all know

[Slarti]

that i am back in my paranoid stage. this is time number 5. even the wise words of sri syadasti cannot save me this time.

[Horab Fibslager]

how bout the words of whoever was yelling at george of the jungle to watch out for that tree?


personally it makes me feel mroe secure knwoign they're watchign me.

[Trollax]

that i am back in my paranoid stage. this is time number 5. even the wise words of sri syadasti cannot save me this time.

*Poke* well you're well and truly fucked, so either drop the whole damn thing or get yourself a straight-jacket

and we all know what greyface has to say about straightjackets

[Horab Fibslager]

the onyl paranoia i've ever known outside of being stoned and on acid is the paranoia that by moving at all i would hurt people(from teh sayign nobody moves and nobody gets hurt")

i fixed this by jumping into a moshpit. course i sat still al ong time before too.

[Slarti]

awww who cares i'll just drop the paranoia binge and ignore the illuminati for a while. THEY'RE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one

[agent compassion]

Yes, they're out there, and they would like you to be aware of a special limited-time offer of 12 free dinners at a local restaurant with the purchase of durable vinyl siding OR a satellite dish(installation not included), but only if you call in the next 5 minutes with your major credit card.