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Is anyone else here from/in New Zealand?

Started by Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser, March 03, 2011, 11:38:37 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#15
March 03, 2011, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.

You're fucking retarded.

Just saying.

Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.

It's like moving to WalMart, fer Chrissakes.

Hey, I live in WalMart dammit  :argh!:

Wait.....  :cry:

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
March 03, 2011, 09:49:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.

You're fucking retarded.

Just saying.

Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.

It's like moving to WalMart, fer Chrissakes.

Hey, I live in WalMart dammit  :argh!:

Wait.....  :cry:

Balls.  You'd be evicted for not being fat and toofless.
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Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser

#17
March 03, 2011, 09:50:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.

You're fucking retarded.

Just saying.

Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.

Actually, I think I know pretty well, but most of my best friends live there. If I arrive to find things are even worse than I imagined I can always just go to Canada.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#18
March 03, 2011, 09:52:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:49:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.

You're fucking retarded.

Just saying.

Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.

It's like moving to WalMart, fer Chrissakes.

Hey, I live in WalMart dammit  :argh!:

Wait.....  :cry:

Balls.  You'd be evicted for not being fat and toofless.

:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
March 03, 2011, 09:58:19 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 09:50:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.

You're fucking retarded.

Just saying.

Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.

Actually, I think I know pretty well, but most of my best friends live there. If I arrive to find things are even worse than I imagined I can always just go to Canada.

Things are even worse.

If you decide on Canada, stay the hell away from Toronto.  They're all thugs, there, and they eat foreigners in the back alleys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser

#20
March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.

Rumckle

#21
March 03, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM

As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US. I'll host that party after I get there.

Dammit, it's not as fun if you start the sheep jokes.
:lulz:
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser

#22
March 03, 2011, 10:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on March 03, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM

As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US. I'll host that party after I get there.

Dammit, it's not as fun if you start the sheep jokes.
:lulz:

Who's joking? I love my little sheepy. Her name is Baaaaaaaaaaaaarbara. She keeps me company on those long, lonely nights. :wink:

Pæs

#23
March 04, 2011, 02:43:17 AM
I'm from Tauranga, Wellington or Bangarang (Whangarei) depending on when you ask.

Suu

#24
March 04, 2011, 02:56:24 AM
BANGARANG!

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Captain Utopia

#25
March 04, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.

Just don't listen to Hoopla.  He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys.  I was attacked by a raccoon.  Now I can't prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays.  But it's a safe bet.

RevDWC

#26
March 04, 2011, 07:18:53 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
What part of the country are you in?
I'm in Tauranga. We had a cruise ship in at the Mount today and I had an idea for the lottery winning funded trip for regulars that was suggested. Ship 'em down on a cruise liner with a healthy supply of Nerf guns, Pirate costumes and mobility scooters. Or something.

Whereabouts are you?

Pæs

#27
March 04, 2011, 08:19:28 AM
Fuck, there's another Discordian in Tauranga?
Now I have to move.

Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser

#28
March 04, 2011, 08:41:46 AM
Quote from: RevDWC on March 04, 2011, 07:18:53 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
What part of the country are you in?
I'm in Tauranga. We had a cruise ship in at the Mount today and I had an idea for the lottery winning funded trip for regulars that was suggested. Ship 'em down on a cruise liner with a healthy supply of Nerf guns, Pirate costumes and mobility scooters. Or something.

Whereabouts are you?
I'm based in Masterton, but I tend to get bored and drift around a lot. I'll give you a buzz next time I'm up around your area.

Farka, where are you at now?

Luna

#29
March 04, 2011, 11:01:25 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 04, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.

Just don't listen to Hoopla.  He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys.  I was attacked by a raccoon.  Now I can't prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays.  But it's a safe bet.

Shit!  Hoopla, can I borrow the wildlife-controlling mind-rays for next weekend?  Pretty please?  All I need are those and a dozen rabid weasels...
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