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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, March 08, 2011, 08:54:58 PM

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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!


AFK

Quote from: Lies on March 09, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Why is the rum always gone?

The rum isn't always gone.  It is just playing hard to get. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Can I create a pention to ban history from our schools.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or


:?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

No.  To prepare ourselves for the coming temporal terrorists, we should simply adapt History books and re-edit them as Choose Your Own Adventure style History books.

I believe this is already being pilot tested in Texas. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 05:02:19 PM
No.  To prepare ourselves for the coming temporal terrorists, we should simply adapt History books and re-edit them as Choose Your Own Adventure style History books.

I believe this is already being pilot tested in Texas. 

:mittens:

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

navkat

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 04:55:51 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 09, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Why is the rum always gone?

The rum isn't always gone.  It is just playing hard to get. 

Stop chasing the rum and...she'll come back?

navkat

Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 09, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Can I create a pention to ban history from our schools.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or


:?

LOL. I can't believe this one's still meme-ing.

AFK

Quote from: navkat on March 09, 2011, 07:15:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 04:55:51 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 09, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Why is the rum always gone?

The rum isn't always gone.  It is just playing hard to get. 

Stop chasing the rum and...she'll come back?

One can only hope. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.