squerrel good recipes

[gnimbley]

I knew that Hotsuma secretly loved poetry. Yes, I did.

[PeregrineBF]

damn. No recepies on cooking squirrels. Here are some.


~ 6 young squirrels, cleaned & cut into serving pieces, use only the back legs & backstrap
~ 1 cup shortening
~ 3 cups flour
~ salt and pepper
~ 1 cup water
~ 1 cup milk
~ 1 small onion, sliced

Clean squirrels thoroughly, making sure to remove any hair and shotshell pellets.

Salt and pepper the flour to taste.

Heat the shortening in a large skillet.

Dredge squirrel pieces in flour mixture until well coated. Reserve 1/4 cup of the flour.

Fry squirrel in shortening until light brown. Remove, and pat dry with a towel.

Add the onion to the skillet and brown. Add the water, milk and the 1/4 cup of reserved flour. Stir well.

Bring to a boil and add squirrel pieces. Reduce heat and simmer for 5 to 10 minutes.

Serve with mashed potatoes and cornbread or biscuits.

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Squirrels in Cream Sauce

~ 2 squirrels, cleaned and cut into serving pieces
~ 1 medium onion -- finely chopped
~ 1/2 tsp leaf thyme
~ 1 - 4 oz can sliced mushrooms -- drained
~ 1 cup beef bouillon
~ 1 cup sour cream
~ 2 tbsp lemon juice
~ 3 tbsp flour
~ minced parsley

Soak squirrel in salted water overnight in refrigerator.

Remove squirrel pieces and rinse. Discard salted water.

Place squirrel, onion, thyme and mushrooms in a crock pot. Pour in bouillon.

Cover and cook on "low" for 8 to 10 hours.

Remove squirrel to a warm platter.

Combine sour cream, lemon juice and flour. Stir sour cream mixture into crock pot. Turn on high and cook until thickened.

Spoon sauce over squirrel and sprinkle with parsley.

Serve and Enjoy!

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And the classic:
Squirrel Stew
~ 3 squirrels, cleaned and cut up
~ 1/4 cup all purpose flour
~ 1 teaspoon salt
~ 1/2 teaspoon pepper
~ 2 slices bacon
~ 2 tablespoons butter
~ 5 cups of water
~ 1 - 28 oz can whole tomatoes
~ 1 chopped onion
~ 1 heaping tablespoon of brown sugar
~ 2 potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2 inch cubes
~ 1 - 10 oz package frozen lima beans
~ 1 cup frozen corn
~ 3 tablespoons all purpose flour

Combine 1/4 cup flour, salt and pepper. Coat the squirrel pieces.

In a Dutch oven, combine bacon and butter over medium heat until butter melts. Add squirrel and brown.

Add water, tomatoes, onion and brown sugar and bring to boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally.

Remove squirrel pieces and let cool. Remove meat from bones.

Add meat, potatoes, beans and corn to Dutch oven. Heat to boiling, reduce heat and cover. Simmer until potatoes are tender.

Mix 3 tablespoons of flour with 3 tablespoons of cold water, then stir into stew. Heat to boiling.

Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until thickened, bubbly.

Serve with warm rolls and enjoy!

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

I knew that Hotsuma secretly loved poetry. Yes, I did.

don't make me tell the IRS about your back taxes.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

I knew that Hotsuma secretly loved poetry. Yes, I did.

don't make me tell the IRS about your back taxes.

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

[Rupert Giles]

I knew that Hotsuma secretly loved poetry. Yes, I did.

don't make me tell the IRS about your back taxes.

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

By the Gods, yes!

But only if the bitch is Clive Anderson.

[Charlemagne]

I knew that Hotsuma secretly loved poetry. Yes, I did.

don't make me tell the IRS about your back taxes.

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

By the Gods, yes!

But only if the bitch is Clive Anderson.

word

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

By the Gods, yes!

But only if the bitch is Clive Anderson.

Agreed. He actually thinks the points matter. Drew Carey was a far better host on that account.

[Rupert Giles]

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

By the Gods, yes!

But only if the bitch is Clive Anderson.

Agreed. He actually thinks the points matter. Drew Carey was a far better host on that account.

The Points Mattering::Big Shiny Red Phallic-like Car
Clive Anderson::Middle Age Man

[Horab Fibslager]

i accumulated several infinity points while palying points freestyle hackysack.

needless too say i my other car is obviously a mclaren f1

[devil squerrel]

damn. No recepies on cooking squirrels. Here are some.


~ 6 young squirrels, cleaned & cut into serving pieces, use only the back legs & backstrap
~ 1 cup shortening
~ 3 cups flour
~ salt and pepper
~ 1 cup water
~ 1 cup milk
~ 1 small onion, sliced

Clean squirrels thoroughly, making sure to remove any hair and shotshell pellets.

Salt and pepper the flour to taste.

Heat the shortening in a large skillet.

Dredge squirrel pieces in flour mixture until well coated. Reserve 1/4 cup of the flour.

Fry squirrel in shortening until light brown. Remove, and pat dry with a towel.

Add the onion to the skillet and brown. Add the water, milk and the 1/4 cup of reserved flour. Stir well.

Bring to a boil and add squirrel pieces. Reduce heat and simmer for 5 to 10 minutes.

Serve with mashed potatoes and cornbread or biscuits.

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Squirrels in Cream Sauce

~ 2 squirrels, cleaned and cut into serving pieces
~ 1 medium onion -- finely chopped
~ 1/2 tsp leaf thyme
~ 1 - 4 oz can sliced mushrooms -- drained
~ 1 cup beef bouillon
~ 1 cup sour cream
~ 2 tbsp lemon juice
~ 3 tbsp flour
~ minced parsley

Soak squirrel in salted water overnight in refrigerator.

Remove squirrel pieces and rinse. Discard salted water.

Place squirrel, onion, thyme and mushrooms in a crock pot. Pour in bouillon.

Cover and cook on "low" for 8 to 10 hours.

Remove squirrel to a warm platter.

Combine sour cream, lemon juice and flour. Stir sour cream mixture into crock pot. Turn on high and cook until thickened.

Spoon sauce over squirrel and sprinkle with parsley.

Serve and Enjoy!

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And the classic:
Squirrel Stew
~ 3 squirrels, cleaned and cut up
~ 1/4 cup all purpose flour
~ 1 teaspoon salt
~ 1/2 teaspoon pepper
~ 2 slices bacon
~ 2 tablespoons butter
~ 5 cups of water
~ 1 - 28 oz can whole tomatoes
~ 1 chopped onion
~ 1 heaping tablespoon of brown sugar
~ 2 potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2 inch cubes
~ 1 - 10 oz package frozen lima beans
~ 1 cup frozen corn
~ 3 tablespoons all purpose flour

Combine 1/4 cup flour, salt and pepper. Coat the squirrel pieces.

In a Dutch oven, combine bacon and butter over medium heat until butter melts. Add squirrel and brown.

Add water, tomatoes, onion and brown sugar and bring to boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally.

Remove squirrel pieces and let cool. Remove meat from bones.

Add meat, potatoes, beans and corn to Dutch oven. Heat to boiling, reduce heat and cover. Simmer until potatoes are tender.

Mix 3 tablespoons of flour with 3 tablespoons of cold water, then stir into stew. Heat to boiling.

Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until thickened, bubbly.

Serve with warm rolls and enjoy!

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TO LATE IM CATCHING UP

[Bella]

Yeah, that recipe doesn't specify what to do when the squerrils fight back.  

[gnimbley]

I knew that Hotsuma secretly loved poetry. Yes, I did.

don't make me tell the FBI about hotsuma's poetry fetish.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Yeah, that recipe doesn't specify what to do when the squerrils fight back.  

That's because there is nothing to do.

There are three things in this world that do not merely entail death, but in essence are death: thoughtcrime, waking up Cthulhu, and pissing off Devil Squerrel.

[gnimbley]

I note that your list does not include reciting poems to Hotsuma.

[bob-o]

i'm hungry. i gotta try one of those squirrel recipies.

~bob-o