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ATTN TUCSON AND PROVIDENCE SPAGS:

Started by East Coast Hustle, March 10, 2011, 05:52:42 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#30
March 11, 2011, 03:41:54 PM
The simplest solution is to just kill them and be done with it.  Leave the body on Snooki's front porch.

Luna

#31
March 11, 2011, 03:44:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 03:41:54 PM
The simplest solution is to just kill them and be done with it.  Leave the body on Snooki's front porch.

That is a solution I've considered for other problems, but I only have one hole the cops won't look in again, I must use it wisely.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

#32
March 11, 2011, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: aedh on March 11, 2011, 03:37:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2011, 03:20:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 11, 2011, 03:12:26 PM
I think that, if you did do something horribly violent to someone and got caught, then the prosecuter might use your skill in TKD to show increased intent to cause physical harm, or some shit like that.

If you're deemed to have used "reasonable force" to disarm an attacker then you're golden. "Reasonable force" varies. Breaking arms and legs is borderline. The kind of thing you'll need a bloody good excuse to explain away... unless, of course, it was accidental  :evil:

"Could explain to the court how Mr. Douche O'Saurus ended up with multiple fractures of the hands and wrists?"

"I broke them your honor"

"Could you please explain why you felt that necessary?"

"Mr. O'Saurus would not stop punching at me and was making it difficult to leave the area, he was also drunk, belligerent, and out weighs me by approximately 100 pounds"

In theory, that would work.

With my luck, he'll have a better attorney, even though mine is pretty damn good.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Freeky

#33
March 11, 2011, 04:39:15 PM
Hipsters! Yay! They're so much fun to play with, I hope they come in droves.  I can't walk to the cliff on the opposite side of the golf course yet.  Not enough bodies.
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