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ATTN: PEOPLE WHO LIKE CATS

Started by Lies, March 08, 2011, 09:22:58 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 11, 2011, 12:49:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2011, 05:37:27 AM
There ya go.
I'd hose a dog on fire.


:lmnuendo:


You are a sick twisted man LMNO, Mrs LMNO is damned lucky!!! :lulz:  Make sure you let her know....

maphdet

Quote from: Lies on March 08, 2011, 09:22:58 AM
FUCK YOU, THIS is definite and scientific proof that dogs are a million times more awesome.

Lies-
Doesn't mind cats but boy are they fucking lazy selfish bastards.


Ok the first link up above-This has been killing me....Is that a They Might Be Giants song playing?


Oh and I've had both cats and dogs---and well---I'm a cat person I think. Much easier to take care of.
Hmmm Maybe I'm just lazy and not a cat person. huh.
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Eating barbequed iguana-

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: maphdet on March 11, 2011, 04:24:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 08, 2011, 09:22:58 AM
FUCK YOU, THIS is definite and scientific proof that dogs are a million times more awesome.

Lies-
Doesn't mind cats but boy are they fucking lazy selfish bastards.


Ok the first link up above-This has been killing me....Is that a They Might Be Giants song playing?


Oh and I've had both cats and dogs---and well---I'm a cat person I think. Much easier to take care of.
Hmmm Maybe I'm just lazy and not a cat person. huh.

nope

Nast

I think my ideal pet would be a mindless love object, such as a formless blob with an adorable face that I could just squeeze and squeeze without it dying.
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#64
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:16:54 PM
Any dog smaller than a cat is not a canine, it is a member of the rodent family, and should be treated as such.

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Luna

Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 14, 2011, 07:43:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:16:54 PM
Any dog smaller than a cat is not a canine, it is a member of the rodent family, and should be treated as such.



That's a puppy, and puppies are exempt.

Cute... but he's gonna grow up to be a little, yappy poop factory.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Requia ☣

Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 14, 2011, 07:43:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:16:54 PM
Any dog smaller than a cat is not a canine, it is a member of the rodent family, and should be treated as such.



Baby rats are cute too.
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Luna

Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 14, 2011, 01:59:32 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 14, 2011, 07:43:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:16:54 PM
Any dog smaller than a cat is not a canine, it is a member of the rodent family, and should be treated as such.



Baby rats are cute too.

Bunnies are cute, too...  And of more use, as they can be considered emergency food.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

Heh, all I know is that my cats better start learning some new evasive maneuvers. 

The boy is up on his feet now and he's not even a year yet. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 14, 2011, 01:59:32 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 14, 2011, 07:43:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:16:54 PM
Any dog smaller than a cat is not a canine, it is a member of the rodent family, and should be treated as such.



Baby rats are cute too.

all rats are cute.

and they make WAY better pets than cats or most dogs.
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