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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 15, 2011, 03:31:02 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

 :lulz:  this thread totally got me

Pope Pixie Pickle

this thread would get you kicked from #discord repeatedly.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

HEY GUYS!

This is totally not funny at all, but have you read that book by that guy? About oranges? It's FUCKING FASCINATING and I am not shitting at all. If you are into natural history at all you know the guy I mean. You will never look at orange juice concentrate the same way again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

I looked at orange juice concentrate this morning.  I think it was trying to jump out of the can. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Momma Sheep:  Son!  I found these drugs in your closet.  Who taught you to use these?

Teenage Lamb:  Ewe!  I learned it by watching Ewe!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Everyone knows Jesus was a carpenter but did you know he also moonlighted as a cobbler?  Jesus heeled many soles back in the day. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

navkat

I'm really starting to like this place now.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.