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OK, EVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Started by Cuddlefish, March 21, 2011, 06:38:37 PM

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Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

I've got a liquid war crime now too, but it doesn't destroy you on the exit.

LMNO's habenero relish however, will ruin you for about 2 days.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

Quote from: Richter on March 21, 2011, 07:39:35 PM
I've got a liquid war crime now too, but it doesn't destroy you on the exit.

No, just upon entrance.  It made me cry.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:31:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 21, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 21, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
I really want the recipe, I'm desperate for something new to tempt the boys.  I swear the very scent of hot sauce makes me gag anymore because they add it to EVERYTHING not breakfast, well not sweet or milk based breakfast.  Yes, they put it on eggs.....  :x

I do, too.

LMNO
-juevos rancheros.

We will arrange this.

Just remember that you asked, when you strip the glaze off the commode and have to have your prostate replaced with a PVC bladder valve.

Don't make promises I can't live up to, now.  I haven't figured out where to get those bird's eye chilis again, and I fucked that batch up anyway. Too much coriander and cardamom.

Freeky

Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:

http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/


What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been those people walking.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

where the fuck is the like button on this thing

oh wait
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:

http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/


What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been those people walking.

I do not know what else Richter may do to his vindaloo.

However, these spice blends are teh awesome.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:

http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/


What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been those people walking.

I do not know what else Richter may do to his vindaloo.

However, these spice blends are teh awesome blasphemy

Fixed.

Luna

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:

http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/


What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been those people walking.

I do not know what else Richter may do to his vindaloo.

However, these spice blends are teh awesome blasphemy

Fixed.

Your blasphemy is my dinner. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

Then I'mma have to say that you need to complete your Holy Quest in a hurry, because you won't be going to hell when you die for this, oh no, you'll be going to wherever it is that the really dispicable politicians go when they leave office permanently.

Luna

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:14:45 PM
Then I'mma have to say that you need to complete your Holy Quest in a hurry, because you won't be going to hell when you die for this, oh no, you'll be going to wherever it is that the really dispicable politicians go when they leave office permanently.

Shit.  You want to come up here and hold Richter down for me?  We pile enough girls on him, he might actually hold still for it...

I don't WANNA spend eternity listening to Palin whine...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

Nope, that's YOUR quest.  And leln's quest is to stop you.

I await developments with interest.  And popcorn.

Luna

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:22:45 PM
Nope, that's YOUR quest.  And leln's quest is to stop you.

I await developments with interest.  And popcorn.

I maintain that piling girls on him is a valid method.  No reason you couldn't join in on the fun.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky