Proof that women's chests really are a man's 'first fixation'

[Luna]

Scientific proofs.

Women have long complained that their faces are often the last thing men look at – and now a scientific study has proved them right.

Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman's chest. A third of the so-called 'first fixations' are on the waist and hips, while fewer than
20 per cent look at the face.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211479/Proof-womens-chests-really-mans-fixation.html#ixzz1HzXp0C9w

My question, of course, is...

Who the fuck pays to have people research this shit?  Seriously?  I want the research grant to study whether or not water is wet.

[Jenne]

...Victoria's Secret...?

[Suu]

Scientific proofs.

Women have long complained that their faces are often the last thing men look at – and now a scientific study has proved them right.

Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman's chest. A third of the so-called 'first fixations' are on the waist and hips, while fewer than
20 per cent look at the face.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211479/Proof-womens-chests-really-mans-fixation.html#ixzz1HzXp0C9w

My question, of course, is...

Who the fuck pays to have people research this shit?  Seriously?  I want the research grant to study whether or not water is wet.

Water isn't wet. It just makes things wet.

[Luna]

Scientific proofs.

Women have long complained that their faces are often the last thing men look at – and now a scientific study has proved them right.

Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman's chest. A third of the so-called 'first fixations' are on the waist and hips, while fewer than
20 per cent look at the face.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211479/Proof-womens-chests-really-mans-fixation.html#ixzz1HzXp0C9w

My question, of course, is...

Who the fuck pays to have people research this shit?  Seriously?  I want the research grant to study whether or not water is wet.

Water isn't wet. It just makes things wet.

You think?  We need a STUDY!  Somebody pay me a million dollars to research, plz.

[AFK]

How about we combine it with a peer review of the aforementioned study.

Wet T-Shirt Contest. 

Shirts optional. 

[Luna]

How about we combine it with a peer review of the aforementioned study.

Wet T-Shirt Contest.  

Shirts optional.  

This could be done.  We'll sell tickets.

We will, however, combine with a Wet White Kilt contest.

[Requia ☣]

See, the interesting bit is that women do the same thing.  Of course, its the fucking Mail, so they can't be bothered to mention that.

[Jenne]

...sorry, I know, it's annoying to post gifs instead of words, but I opened TFD and out popped these two VERY appropo cartoons...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...sorry, I know, it's annoying to post gifs instead of words, but I opened TFD and out popped these two VERY appropo cartoons...

Hahahahaha!

OMG.

I trolled alt.support.shyness for YEARS and it was almost entirely populated by  that exact guy.

[Jenne]

Reminds me of that OkCupid thread you guys had going for a while.

[Luna]

...sorry, I know, it's annoying to post gifs instead of words, but I opened TFD and out popped these two VERY appropo cartoons...

Hahahahaha!

OMG.

I trolled alt.support.shyness for YEARS and it was almost entirely populated by  that exact guy.

I know that guy.  He asked me why I wouldn't go out with him.

"I saw how you treated your last three girlfriends, and you're asking me... why?"

[Laughin Jude]

In our defense, breasts are pretty awesome.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Who the fuck pays to have people research this shit?  Seriously?  I want the research grant to study whether or not water is wet.

Ivan Stang pointed out this sort of nonsense way back in '92.  

If you want to discredit SCIENCE, you fund a bunch of useless studies.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

My question, of course, is...

Who the fuck pays to have people research this shit?  Seriously?  I want the research grant to study whether or not water is wet.

They've also studied how people react to studies that investigate what people assume is common sense.

They found that regardless of whether common sense was confirmed or disconfirmed, people said, "well of course, that's obvious."

Just saying.

[Luna]

My question, of course, is...

Who the fuck pays to have people research this shit?  Seriously?  I want the research grant to study whether or not water is wet.

They've also studied how people react to studies that investigate what people assume is common sense.

They found that regardless of whether common sense was confirmed or disconfirmed, people said, "well of course, that's obvious."

Just saying.

Yeah, well.  Could be just me... but there are men I've had conversations with who have never actually met my eyes, so...