PAYNE! WHY SO SLEEPLESS?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Carried to the logical extreme, we will, in about 5 years, have shows where media personalities, Tv/Movie stars, and musicians are asked, prodded, then pressured to participate in making hardcore erotica.  The catch is their agents will have premptively signed them up for this and given teh go ahead to widely distribute any results. 

Half the fun will be weekly updates of the ongoing lawsuits, or stars loosing their shit in indagnation.  By comparisson, those who sincerely participate will be the lesser rated. 

Just so you know, I'm ok with this plan.  Especially if I get to see an Olsen twin fuck John Goodman.

EWWWWWW!  On John Goodman, I'm ok with either of the twins....

[Luna]

Carried to the logical extreme, we will, in about 5 years, have shows where media personalities, Tv/Movie stars, and musicians are asked, prodded, then pressured to participate in making hardcore erotica.  The catch is their agents will have premptively signed them up for this and given teh go ahead to widely distribute any results. 

Half the fun will be weekly updates of the ongoing lawsuits, or stars loosing their shit in indagnation.  By comparisson, those who sincerely participate will be the lesser rated. 

I'm both disturbed and intrigued by this idea.  For example, anything starring, say, Hugh Jackman, I'd empty my wallet for.

However, there are some TV/Movie stars (like, say, the jackasses on Fox News) who I would pay to never, EVER see naked.

[Payne]

In the ever receding paroxysms of a past life, in which I was often afflicted by the symptoms of being merely one of them, I sometimes find myself lying in bed and staring at the walls.

I ask not The Question, or any question. I have to re-learn every time the insomnia attacks how to fall asleep again, but I always remember it involves not thinking about things. Well, that's the theory.

So when I read a thread like the one last night, and little signifiers of my previously (though, sincerely, no longer) entirely bollocksed life have been raising their hideous tiny little mouths out of the ground like so many tiny earthworm Justin Bieber impersonators....

Let's just say the juxtaposition and the not entirely welcome reminder of just how not-that-different-from-five-years-ago I am can catch up to a body.

I am tired today, yes. I am perhaps not in ideal mental territory today, yes.

But I'm fucking stronger, so anyone without fully posable bipedal action better watch the fuck out.

[Payne]

Carried to the logical extreme, we will, in about 5 years, have shows where media personalities, Tv/Movie stars, and musicians are asked, prodded, then pressured to participate in making hardcore erotica.  The catch is their agents will have premptively signed them up for this and given teh go ahead to widely distribute any results. 

Half the fun will be weekly updates of the ongoing lawsuits, or stars loosing their shit in indagnation.  By comparisson, those who sincerely participate will be the lesser rated. 

I'm both disturbed and intrigued by this idea.  For example, anything starring, say, Hugh Jackman, I'd empty my wallet for.

However, there are some TV/Movie stars (like, say, the jackasses on Fox News) who I would pay to never, EVER see naked.

You have no sense of adventure.

[Luna]

raising their hideous tiny little mouths out of the ground like so many tiny earthworm Justin Bieber impersonators....

Dammit, Payne, like I needed THAT image, too...  

[Luna]

Carried to the logical extreme, we will, in about 5 years, have shows where media personalities, Tv/Movie stars, and musicians are asked, prodded, then pressured to participate in making hardcore erotica.  The catch is their agents will have premptively signed them up for this and given teh go ahead to widely distribute any results. 

Half the fun will be weekly updates of the ongoing lawsuits, or stars loosing their shit in indagnation.  By comparisson, those who sincerely participate will be the lesser rated. 

I'm both disturbed and intrigued by this idea.  For example, anything starring, say, Hugh Jackman, I'd empty my wallet for.

However, there are some TV/Movie stars (like, say, the jackasses on Fox News) who I would pay to never, EVER see naked.

You have no sense of adventure.

I suspect the image of Glenn Beck naked would sear itself on my brain, rendering me permanently frigid.

[LMNO]

Now picture Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh running a train on Anne Hathaway.


You're welcome.

[Luna]

Now picture Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh running a train on Anne Hathaway.


You're welcome.

Why would you DO that to a girl, LMNO?   

[Payne]

Now picture Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh running a train on Anne Hathaway.


You're welcome.

Not my WOMP

[LMNO]

Now picture Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh running a train on Anne Hathaway.


You're welcome.

Why would you DO that to a girl, LMNO?   

Uh oh!  Here comes Ann Coulter with a strap-on to finish the job!











Hold up.  That's not a strap-on....

[navkat]

Carried to the logical extreme, we will, in about 5 years, have shows where media personalities, Tv/Movie stars, and musicians are asked, prodded, then pressured to participate in making hardcore erotica.  The catch is their agents will have premptively signed them up for this and given teh go ahead to widely distribute any results. 

Half the fun will be weekly updates of the ongoing lawsuits, or stars loosing their shit in indagnation.  By comparisson, those who sincerely participate will be the lesser rated. 

Just so you know, I'm ok with this plan.  Especially if I get to see an Olsen twin fuck John Goodman.

Yeah, man. Make dem bitches sing for their soup.

[Luna]

Now picture Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh running a train on Anne Hathaway.


You're welcome.

Why would you DO that to a girl, LMNO?   

Uh oh!  Here comes Ann Coulter with a strap-on to finish the job!











Hold up.  That's not a strap-on....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It ties into something I've been thinking about lately, which relates to the question of nuclear power. I hear "How else are we going to meet our power needs?"

And then I started wondering, what is it all for? Do we need it? Is it making us happy?

Do we even WANT it?

We desperately NEED it, but what we have, we WASTE.

When I stand on the upstairs balcony of my Fortress of Arrogance, and look down the mountain onto The City at night, I see a 40 mile long, 18 mile wide ribbon of neon lights...Mostly for businesses that aren't even open at that hour.

Electric razors, electric kitchen wisks, electric watches...Whatever happened to clockwork and good old muscle power?

[AFK]

Why do you hate American Exceptionalism? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why do you hate American Exceptionalism? 

Because it's fat, lazy, and stupid.