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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Oh, ookums wee anarchists. Look at you.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 31, 2011, 01:05:15 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

March 31, 2011, 01:05:15 AM
Ahahahahahaha!!!! Read all the comments. Fucking priceless!

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2010/06/08/name-this-band

QuoteThe Oregonian's coverage of yesterday's Red & Black anarchist press conference includes this fantastic photo that can really be nothing but a publicity shot for Portland's newest hit indie-rockers.


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#1
March 31, 2011, 01:53:37 AM
I need to be informed in advance next time there's going to be one of these. :lulz:
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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#2
March 31, 2011, 02:02:41 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#3
March 31, 2011, 02:04:36 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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East Coast Hustle

#4
March 31, 2011, 02:17:22 AM
:lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
March 31, 2011, 02:22:24 AM
OH YES.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#6
March 31, 2011, 02:49:01 AM Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 03:00:39 AM by ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄
:lulz:

My favorite suggestions for the band name:


  • "Rage Against The Washing Machine"
  • "The Soy Protein Puppets"
  • "Emma Goldman's Afterbirth"
  • "Deep Fried Hampster Nuts"
  • "Bakunin's Shame"
  • "Pink Floyd Taser Light Show"
  • "Frowngarden"
  • "Watch List"
  • "In Fund We Trust"                                                               


  • "Depress Mode"
  • "Fountains of Wan"
  • "Butthurt McGirt & the Frownies (Ft. DJ Carhartt)"
  • "New Found Glory Holes"
  • "Smelliot Smith"
  • "Oops, I Came On Your Zine"
  • "The we got bullied in grade school and suffered other negative imprinting during our formative years which shaped us into deluded, myopic, bitter, extremist assholes with self-loathing, poor hygiene and a penchant for eating our own boogers."
  • "Horseface Killahs"
                                                                                                                                                                                             
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 31, 2011, 02:50:42 AM
I think I peed myself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
March 31, 2011, 03:39:23 AM
My favorite was "Insane Frown Posse".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#9
March 31, 2011, 04:33:40 AM
:lulz:  WIN!  Absolute win.  I like "4 Jerks and a Squirt"

Laughin Jude

#10
March 31, 2011, 05:14:28 AM
I'm fond of "The Baristocrats."
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#11
March 31, 2011, 07:32:17 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I farted and pissed the couch



"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam"

Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
March 31, 2011, 02:42:48 PM
 :lulz:

I like The Bullshitvik Revolution or Shirlee Mercury and the New Sound of Beating a Dead Horse.

:lulz:

Oh wait I missed At Least We're Not Furries.

That's a good one too!

BadBeast

#13
March 31, 2011, 09:32:25 PM
"Pulling the Hood" (Britslang for having a wank)
"Having a Wank"
"We're Shit and we know it"
"Pasty faced Apathy"
"Sack of shit"
"Born to be Mild"
or just "Bwaaah"!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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#14
March 31, 2011, 11:32:51 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 31, 2011, 09:32:25 PM
"Pulling the Hood" (Britslang for having a wank)
"Having a Wank"
"We're Shit and we know it"
"Pasty faced Apathy"
"Sack of shit"
"Born to be Mild"
or just "Bwaaah"!


BadBeast, can I say that I love that you're so British that your translation out of Britslang is still Britslang.
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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