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Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

His family won't give him money.  The government won't give him money.

WHAT DO?
\
:x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

His family won't give him money.  The government won't give him money.

WHAT DO?
\
:x

Step 1: Become Tea Party member.
Step 2: Stand on corners with misspelled signs all day every day.
Step 3: CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?!!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

His family won't give him money.  The government won't give him money.

WHAT DO?
\
:x

Step 1: Become Tea Party member.
Step 2: Stand on corners with misspelled signs all day every day.
Step 3: CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?!!

Step 1:  Blame Black people.
Step 2:  Blame Hispanics.
Step 3:  Blame Women.
Step 4:  Blame poor people.
Step 5:  Sit in a Denny's alone every night of your lonely, embittered life.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

His family won't give him money.  The government won't give him money.

WHAT DO?
\
:x

Step 1: Become Tea Party member.
Step 2: Stand on corners with misspelled signs all day every day.
Step 3: CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?!!

Step 1:  Blame Black people.
Step 2:  Blame Hispanics.
Step 3:  Blame Women.
Step 4:  Blame poor people.
Step 5:  Sit in a Denny's alone every night of your lonely, embittered life.

Or sit at home, because you've been banned from Denny's due to BO.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 08:04:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

His family won't give him money.  The government won't give him money.

WHAT DO?
\
:x

Step 1: Become Tea Party member.
Step 2: Stand on corners with misspelled signs all day every day.
Step 3: CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?!!

Step 1:  Blame Black people.
Step 2:  Blame Hispanics.
Step 3:  Blame Women.
Step 4:  Blame poor people.
Step 5:  Sit in a Denny's alone every night of your lonely, embittered life.

Or sit at home, because you've been banned from Denny's due to BO.

Write angry letters to the NAACP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 08:04:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

His family won't give him money.  The government won't give him money.

WHAT DO?
\
:x

Step 1: Become Tea Party member.
Step 2: Stand on corners with misspelled signs all day every day.
Step 3: CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?!!

Step 1:  Blame Black people.
Step 2:  Blame Hispanics.
Step 3:  Blame Women.
Step 4:  Blame poor people.
Step 5:  Sit in a Denny's alone every night of your lonely, embittered life.

Or sit at home, because you've been banned from Denny's due to BO.

Write angry letters to the NAACP.

And get the local churches all stirred up.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 08:10:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 08:04:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why? 

Because he/she's ENTITLED to his/her family's money without any work at all.  Don't you know anything about how shit works now? :lulz:

His family won't give him money.  The government won't give him money.

WHAT DO?
\
:x

Step 1: Become Tea Party member.
Step 2: Stand on corners with misspelled signs all day every day.
Step 3: CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?!!

Step 1:  Blame Black people.
Step 2:  Blame Hispanics.
Step 3:  Blame Women.
Step 4:  Blame poor people.
Step 5:  Sit in a Denny's alone every night of your lonely, embittered life.

Or sit at home, because you've been banned from Denny's due to BO.

Write angry letters to the NAACP.

And get the local churches all stirred up.

Finally bitch once too often about Blacks, etc, without looking around you.

RIP.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

"It's such a shame he had to go that way."
"Yes, if only his parents or the government had paid his way to college, instead of some (poor/black/mexican/wtf ever) who deserved it less than he did!" :cry:

BadBeast

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 08:13:22 PM
"It's such a shame he had to go that way."
"Yes, if only his parents or the government had paid his way to college, instead of some (poor/black/mexican/wtf ever) who deserved it less than he did!" :cry:
and finally end up in the worst forum on the whole of the internets. Only to find there is no sympathy here either! Bwaaah!
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

Quote from: BadBeast on April 03, 2011, 08:17:49 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 08:13:22 PM
"It's such a shame he had to go that way."
"Yes, if only his parents or the government had paid his way to college, instead of some (poor/black/mexican/wtf ever) who deserved it less than he did!" :cry:
and finally end up in the worst forum on the whole of the internets. Only to find there is no sympathy here either! Bwaaah!
:x  The world is a cruel, cruel place, BB.  Someone should do something about how unfair it is.  Especially to PH.  :cry:

Requia ☣

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: pH on March 29, 2011, 10:16:36 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 27, 2011, 10:15:23 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 27, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
Quote from: pH on March 27, 2011, 02:56:14 PM
As far as Americans trying to prove "authenticity", a lot of that gets down to legal aspects. For example, scholarships are offered if you are a certain race, a minority in general, female, or able to prove financial need. On top of that we have affirmative action, which is if I (75% german, 25% hungarian whitey McWhite white, from a well off household) Get the exact same scores as another guy, (identical in every way except he's black) when applying for college, that college is legally required to accept him before me, for no reason other than he is black and I'm not. That goes for all 'minorities' though, pretty much anyone who can prove they've got a bit of non-white in them.

Allow me to be less reasonable than Nigel...


You're a fucking ignorant shitneck. Shut up and go actually learn something for yourself instead of parroting the latest talking points you heard on a talk-radio show.

It's also missing the point, at least, I thought when Nigel said "authenticity" she was talking about people looking for an authentic identity in their heritage. Like your old avatar that said something like "I'm pretty gangster myself" (not that seeking identity in your heritage is inherently a dumb thing of itself btw).

I might have missed the point of that, but i can list alllll the scholarships that I'm not eligible for because I have money and I'm white.

1.  You have money.  Why are you trying to take scholarships from people who don't?  What the fuck is wrong with you?

2.  The US government can not and does not attempt to verify your race or ethnic group.  You can be just as Black as you like, and they won't say a word.
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why?  If your folks won't help you, and you are 18 or older, apply based on YOUR income.

Or carry your whiny ass down to the recruiter's office.

You have to be 25 to apply based on your income.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Freeky

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 03, 2011, 08:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2011, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: pH on April 02, 2011, 02:48:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: pH on March 29, 2011, 10:16:36 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 27, 2011, 10:15:23 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 27, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
Quote from: pH on March 27, 2011, 02:56:14 PM
As far as Americans trying to prove "authenticity", a lot of that gets down to legal aspects. For example, scholarships are offered if you are a certain race, a minority in general, female, or able to prove financial need. On top of that we have affirmative action, which is if I (75% german, 25% hungarian whitey McWhite white, from a well off household) Get the exact same scores as another guy, (identical in every way except he's black) when applying for college, that college is legally required to accept him before me, for no reason other than he is black and I'm not. That goes for all 'minorities' though, pretty much anyone who can prove they've got a bit of non-white in them.

Allow me to be less reasonable than Nigel...


You're a fucking ignorant shitneck. Shut up and go actually learn something for yourself instead of parroting the latest talking points you heard on a talk-radio show.

It's also missing the point, at least, I thought when Nigel said "authenticity" she was talking about people looking for an authentic identity in their heritage. Like your old avatar that said something like "I'm pretty gangster myself" (not that seeking identity in your heritage is inherently a dumb thing of itself btw).

I might have missed the point of that, but i can list alllll the scholarships that I'm not eligible for because I have money and I'm white.

1.  You have money.  Why are you trying to take scholarships from people who don't?  What the fuck is wrong with you?

2.  The US government can not and does not attempt to verify your race or ethnic group.  You can be just as Black as you like, and they won't say a word.
I'm complaining because we "have money" but within my family, the rules are 1. You go to college and 2. Nobody in the family is going to give you shit for college

You're whining because...Why?  If your folks won't help you, and you are 18 or older, apply based on YOUR income.

Or carry your whiny ass down to the recruiter's office.

You have to be 25 to apply based on your income.

Wrong.  You just have to prove that you are independent.

Requia ☣

How many people at 18 can actually afford to do that, *and* go to college with financial aid that covers maybe 20% of the cost of a degree?

Also, PH, I seriously doubt that your parents are kicking you out of the house, which means they *are* helping because you won't need to come up with rent money on top of everything else.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.