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Tsunami approaching. What do?

Started by Remington, April 03, 2011, 11:58:23 PM

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Remington

If your name is Susumu Sugawara, the answer to the above question is get in your fucking boat and ride that shit until you win.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/04/03/japan.tsunami.captain/index.html
QuoteOshima, Japan (CNN) -- Susumu Sugawara looks bemused and a little embarrassed at all the attention he's getting.
The 64 year old has become a local hero on the Japanese island of Oshima. Smashed boats adorn the coastline of this once-idyllic tourist spot, but Sugawara's pride and joy, "Sunflower" is intact and working overtime transporting people and aid to and from the island. It can hold around 20 people at a time.

When the tsunami came, everyone ran to the hills. But Sugawara ran to his boat and steered it into deeper waters. "I knew if I didn't save my boat, my island would be isolated and in trouble," he tells CNN.

As he passed his other boats, used for fishing abalone, he said goodbye to them, apologizing that he could not save them all.

Then the first wave came. Sugawara says he is used to seeing waves up to 5 meters high but this was four-times that size.

"My feeling at this moment is indescribable," he says with glistening eyes. "I talked to my boat and said you've been with me 42 years. If we live or die, then we'll be together, then I pushed on full throttle."

:badass:
Is it plugged in?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

tsunami already here. WHAT DO?

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/akaiwa.html

commandeer a wet suit, swim through tsunami water to your house, rescue wife!

Laughin Jude

Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2011, 12:24:51 AM
tsunami already here. WHAT DO?

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/akaiwa.html

commandeer a wet suit, swim through tsunami water to your house, rescue wife!

Read this maybe a week or two ago. Guy deserves a whole stack of medals for badassitude.
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