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Started by Freeky, April 03, 2011, 06:44:39 AM

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Freeky

April 03, 2011, 06:44:39 AM
Fuck you.  I hate you.  With a passion.  I can't really explain how much I hate you right now, because there isn't an analogy or metaphor accurate enough to capture it.  My hate is untamable just now, defying mere human things like words.

Ahhh...

I hate you like a Tucson summer.  You hear about other summers, and think they're pretty bad.  100 degrees, humidity, all that jazz.  No no, sorry, a dry heat is usually worse, particularly when you didn't even have fine weather to enjoy for more than a few days.  Step out of your house, your car, any business?  Get blasted by an oven, a blast furnace!  Try to watch the ground to avoid the sun's blinding glare and save your eyes?  Get a sunburn over YOUR ENTIRE BODY, even the stuff covered by clothes, from the heat and intensity of the sun, which is not but a fraction of the roasting you'll receive in a month's time, and will worsen still a month after that. 

I don't even need a reason to hate you.  I hope you all end up here someday.

Love and kisses,
Freeky

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
April 03, 2011, 06:49:40 AM
:love:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#2
April 03, 2011, 06:53:11 AM
 :lol:

Thurnez Isa

#4
April 03, 2011, 07:01:39 AM
YOU CAN'T HATE ME
IM TOO AWESOME
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Freeky

#5
April 03, 2011, 07:02:27 AM
YOUR FACE IS AWESOME.



Wait...

Phox

#6
April 03, 2011, 07:04:03 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:02:27 AM
YOUR FACE IS AWESOME.



Wait...
:lulz:


also to the OP: :lulz:

Iason Ouabache

#7
April 05, 2011, 09:57:45 AM
:cuntpunch:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Vaud

#8
April 05, 2011, 04:11:12 PM
You come spend a winter in IL, and I'll spend summer in Tucson. 
Then we have this talk.

I'll dry heat anyday over this fucking cold.  It's STILL bloody cold out!

Also, I am coming back to Tucson this summer..  :evil:
"Gee. He was just here a minute ago." -GC

Dysfunctional Cunt

#9
April 05, 2011, 04:20:49 PM
Quote from: Vaud on April 05, 2011, 04:11:12 PM
You come spend a winter in IL, and I'll spend summer in Tucson. 
Then we have this talk.

I'll dry heat anyday over this fucking cold.  It's STILL bloody cold out!

Also, I am coming back to Tucson this summer..  :evil:

I'm not coming to Tucson this summer unless I land an awesome job but THIS for the rest....

I'm fucking freezing with the tease me weather shit.  :argh!:

I understand completely why they call Missouri  Misery.

AFK

#10
April 05, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Because it loves company? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#12
April 05, 2011, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 06:44:39 AM
Fuck you.  I hate you.  With a passion.  I can't really explain how much I hate you right now, because there isn't an analogy or metaphor accurate enough to capture it.  My hate is untamable just now, defying mere human things like words.

Ahhh...

I hate you like a Tucson summer.  You hear about other summers, and think they're pretty bad.  100 degrees, humidity, all that jazz.  No no, sorry, a dry heat is usually worse, particularly when you didn't even have fine weather to enjoy for more than a few days.  Step out of your house, your car, any business?  Get blasted by an oven, a blast furnace!  Try to watch the ground to avoid the sun's blinding glare and save your eyes?  Get a sunburn over YOUR ENTIRE BODY, even the stuff covered by clothes, from the heat and intensity of the sun, which is not but a fraction of the roasting you'll receive in a month's time, and will worsen still a month after that. 

I don't even need a reason to hate you.  I hope you all end up here someday.

Love and kisses,
Freeky

Sorry, I can't hear you over the rain in this temperate rainforest.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jasper

#13
April 05, 2011, 09:33:32 PM
Fracture should bring back parasols.

Knowing her though, they'll be weaponized.

Freeky

#14
April 05, 2011, 09:34:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 05, 2011, 09:33:32 PM
Fracture should bring back parasols.

Knowing her though, they'll be weaponized.

:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

Siggy, you are brilliant.

FUCKING BRILLIANT.


Freeky,
Off to get a Penguin Parasol.


BLAAAP!
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