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THE NIGEL AND CAINAD FRUIT APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Cainad (dec.), June 30, 2010, 10:50:19 PM

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Eater of Clowns

#60
July 08, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
MOTHER OF GODPUKING ALIEN TITS CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS?!



THIS KINDLY LOOKING SLIGHTLY PORTLY MAN IS HARVEY FUCKING FIERSTEIN, ACTOR, DIRECTOR, AND GAY RIGHTS ADVOCATE.  YOU THINK ANY OLD TURDWANDERER OFF THE STREET CAN WIN TWO TONY AWARDS IN ONE YEAR?  FUCK YOU THEY CAN'T, NOT LIKE THIS AUTHOR OF THE SISSY DUCKLING.  MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN INDEPENDENCE DAY ALL HANGING OUT WITH JEFF GOLDLUM AND SHIT BEFORE ALL KINDS OF ALIENS WERE LIKE FUCK YOU EARTH BUT YOU NEVER FIND OUT IF HE LIVES SO YOU CAN ASSUME HE DOESN'T.



THIS MAN IS CELEBRATED, HE'S GOT THIS VOICE THAT'S LIKE GRAVEL SLIDING DOWN A METAL CHUTE GREASED IN PORK FAT.



HE SHOULD BE CALLED FEARSTEIN BECAUSE I'M TERRIFIED OF HIS TALENT.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

#61
July 08, 2010, 02:04:49 PM
That took me a second, but motherfucking LOL.


:mittens:

Suu

#62
July 08, 2010, 02:09:03 PM
That's it, thread over.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pæs

#63
July 08, 2010, 02:17:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 08, 2010, 02:09:03 PM
That's it, thread over.
Agreed. I came in here prepared to respond with horrible fruity wrath, but now I've got nothing.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#64
July 08, 2010, 04:34:17 PM
 :lol: That was amazing. Thread over.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#65
July 08, 2010, 06:25:30 PM
 :thanks:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#66
July 22, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
Bump for awesome. I laughed all the way through this shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#67
April 05, 2011, 11:27:56 PM
BEST THREAD EVER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#69
April 06, 2011, 01:45:01 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#71
April 06, 2011, 03:44:38 AM
MOAR FRUITS!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#72
April 06, 2011, 04:58:56 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#73
April 06, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#74
April 06, 2011, 04:19:43 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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