Hey Hover Cat

[Don Coyote]

I can't do that. I use his nads all the time.

smash that squishy spot between thumb and forefinger.

This I like.

All of my exes hate my internet hobby.

I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.

Yeah. The bf is big on being scared by my squirrel-like zeal for sharing twisted (and/or) painfully (and/or) stupid things. I think I broke him . . . . it's been a year, I wonder if he's still covered by warranty.

It's kind of sad when they just don't get the pure childlike joy that comes from fucking with people. It makes me a better person.

And he LOVES fucking with people. He just doesn't like it when I do it to him. :P I keep trying to get him to visit here but after hearing about TCC he doesn't trust any description I give of teh intarnetz.

KICK HIM IN THE NADS!!!!!!! NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

 

[Luna]

All of my exes hate my internet hobby.

I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.

Try explaining MY hobbies to someone who just doesn't get the SCA.

"Sorry, can't go out this weekend, I'm off to an event.  Yes, camping, with a bunch of the guys.  Gonna dress up in armor and hit each other with sticks, then sit around the campfire, drink beer and sing raunchy songs until we can't keep our eyes open any more, then...  Uh, honey?  Where are you going with my car keys?"

[Cainad (dec.)]

This discussion has driven it home for me how difficult I must be to justify as a potential boyfriend to most girls:

"Well, this Friday I'm gonna be eating a mind-bogglingly stupid amount of oranges. It's a contest I'm having with some people from the Internet. But I was thinking we could go put up some of these goofy, surreal posters around campus some evening. Oh, and a few weekends from now I'll be disappearing off to a campsite in CT to dress up in silly costume and be a Magical Zombie Warrior.

...Hey, cutie, wait up! Where ya going?"

[Richter]

Welcome to my Chaotic Single Life.

[Luna]

All of my exes hate my internet hobby.

I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.

Try explaining MY hobbies to someone who just doesn't get the SCA.

"Sorry, can't go out this weekend, I'm off to an event.  Yes, camping, with a bunch of the guys.  Gonna dress up in armor and hit each other with sticks, then sit around the campfire, drink beer and sing raunchy songs until we can't keep our eyes open any more, then...  Uh, honey?  Where are you going with my car keys?"

Toss in occasional references to "Master Pat,"  grumbling about the fact that the guys set up the shower stalls with white sheets for walls AGAIN (yeah, then they park themselves in camp chairs with good views of the resulting shadow shows), and let him come to an event ONCE and run into the two biggest flirts in the kingdom...  That a fairly epic disaster. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

just kick him in the nads

IN THA NADS!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.

Oh and also.....

just kick him in the nads

IN THA NADS!

IN THA NADS!
Just in case you missed it the first few times...  

[Luna]

I DO so love it when I get called young...

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I DO so love it when I get called young...

Well some of us are born old, so in comparison there are dead people I call young...


But a "for the record" kind of thing, I think I'm one of the oldest here.  In the top 3 at least. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

I DO so love it when I get called young...

Well some of us are born old, so in comparison there are dead people I call young...


But a "for the record" kind of thing, I think I'm one of the oldest here.  In the top 3 at least. 

I'm so old my origins actually predate the concept of age and, as such, there's no adequate way to describe or even measure my oldness. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I DO so love it when I get called young...

Well some of us are born old, so in comparison there are dead people I call young...


But a "for the record" kind of thing, I think I'm one of the oldest here.  In the top 3 at least. 

I'm so old my origins actually predate the concept of age and, as such, there's no adequate way to describe or even measure my oldness. 

That's because Scotland has to "recycle".  Is also why you have two left hands.

[Richter]

Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.

For the record I'm not actively looking.  Process of letting my shit settle, getitng it together, and just having fun being an unattatched asshole.  hence the alignment of Chaotic Single.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.

For the record I'm not actively looking.  Process of letting my shit settle, getitng it together, and just having fun being an unattatched asshole.  hence the alignment of Chaotic Single.

If you weren't complaining.....   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.

For the record I'm not actively looking.  Process of letting my shit settle, getitng it together, and just having fun being an unattatched asshole.  hence the alignment of Chaotic Single.

Also, it's now been TOO LONG since Richter got laid.  The resulting hydraulic pressure would blow out the side of the monastery, and someone's bits would land in the pot at the over-priced Indian joint next door.

SAFETY FIRST, PEOPLE!