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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 07, 2011, 08:09:54 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 09, 2011, 01:36:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 01:35:57 AM
I think that's going to be a running theme for the rest of this decade. 
Yup. I'm going to enjoy the apathy.  :lulz:

OK, but remember not to complain when you don't get the sunny spot on the wall.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Phox

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 09, 2011, 01:55:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 09, 2011, 01:36:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 01:35:57 AM
I think that's going to be a running theme for the rest of this decade. 
Yup. I'm going to enjoy the apathy.  :lulz:

OK, but remember not to complain when you don't get the sunny spot on the wall.
Meh.

P3nT4gR4m

Fuck apathy - it's too much like hard work

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Don Coyote

Fuck. I hate not being able to sustain rage.

WHY CAN'T I STAY ANGRY AND WRATHFUL ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:15:20 AM
Fuck. I hate not being able to sustain rage.

WHY CAN'T I STAY ANGRY AND WRATHFUL ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do, so YOU don't have to.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 03:06:12 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:15:20 AM
Fuck. I hate not being able to sustain rage.

WHY CAN'T I STAY ANGRY AND WRATHFUL ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do, so YOU don't have to.

But I WANT to be wrathful all the time.

Luna

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:15:20 AM
Fuck. I hate not being able to sustain rage.

WHY CAN'T I STAY ANGRY AND WRATHFUL ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell, I can't even stay pissed off at my husband properly some days.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

I don't think I have any other emotions left except rage.  All the time, every day.  :|

Luna

Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 04:12:35 PM
I don't think I have any other emotions left except rage.  All the time, every day.  :|

I'm too goddamn tired to be emotional.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 04:21:42 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 04:12:35 PM
I don't think I have any other emotions left except rage.  All the time, every day.  :|

I'm too goddamn tired to be emotional.

More coffee.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You know what'll put you in a proper state of rage?

Being self-employed, doing taxes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 04:33:11 PM
You know what'll put you in a proper state of rage?

Being self-employed, doing taxes.

Oof, yeah.

<-- waiting eagerly for her beadz...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

I am far too busy enjoying life to be filled with Rage... which is weird since my 10 year relationship just ended.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Calculating the amount I can deduct for my in-home workspace is turning into a HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS thanks to a refinance.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Ratatosk on April 06, 2011, 04:36:22 PM
I am far too busy enjoying life to be filled with Rage... which is weird since my 10 year relationship just ended.

Not really, Rat...  I'm mid-divorce, and learning to love life all over again.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."