CRAMULUS

[Da6s]

FACT: Jacksonville and anywhere along the Suwanee River are NOT Florida. You're still in Georgia and Alabama, the song just lies to you.

[Don Coyote]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. They don't.

In Florida if you maintain a certain average GPA (I think a 3.1) you're automatically given a Florida Merit Scholarship, which can cover 75-100% of your tuition at any state school. If you maintain over a 3.5 into Senior Year, you automatically get the Bright Futures Scholarship, which is 100% cost of attendance at any state school, and then, if you're REALLY fucking awesome and graduate within the top 10% of your class, you're automatically provisionally admitted into any state school (you still have to apply and meet whatever additional requirements the schools have for specific majors...but you're pretty much in, and your app fees are waived.)

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

Dude, Florida sounds pretty bitchin'.

[Suu]

That also includes the Eastern Time side of the Apalachicola east to 301 on 10. That river is the Chattahoochee by any other name, I ain't fucking stupid. After that, you're in Tallahassee and clear of most bullshit as long as you say south of the highway til Pensacola. Then you're on your own.

[Suu]

Wait...they give out scholarships for the PSAT? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. They don't.

In Florida if you maintain a certain average GPA (I think a 3.1) you're automatically given a Florida Merit Scholarship, which can cover 75-100% of your tuition at any state school. If you maintain over a 3.5 into Senior Year, you automatically get the Bright Futures Scholarship, which is 100% cost of attendance at any state school, and then, if you're REALLY fucking awesome and graduate within the top 10% of your class, you're automatically provisionally admitted into any state school (you still have to apply and meet whatever additional requirements the schools have for specific majors...but you're pretty much in, and your app fees are waived.)

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

Dude, Florida sounds pretty bitchin'.

I should mention that those awards only go to high school students. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

You guys are nuts!  This guy is a fucking HOOT!  

It's like having Trollax back, only a bit dumber.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, my money for college complaints have become irrelevant, PSAT scores qualified for nqmst scholarship + Florida bright futures scholarship, so I'm guaranteed almost completely free state college via academic merit

So quit your spoiled brat bitching. Spoiled brat.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Actually, my money for college complaints have become irrelevant, PSAT scores qualified for nqmst scholarship + Florida bright futures scholarship, so I'm guaranteed almost completely free state college via academic merit

So quit your spoiled brat bitching. Spoiled brat.

I take it that you are unaware of his tomahawks, Ma'am.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, my money for college complaints have become irrelevant, PSAT scores qualified for nqmst scholarship + Florida bright futures scholarship, so I'm guaranteed almost completely free state college via academic merit

So quit your spoiled brat bitching. Spoiled brat.

I take it that you are unaware of his tomahawks, Ma'am.

Evidently. 

[Triple Zero]

In Florida if you maintain a certain average GPA (I think a 3.1) you're automatically given a Florida Merit Scholarship, which can cover 75-100% of your tuition at any state school. If you maintain over a 3.5 into Senior Year, you automatically get the Bright Futures Scholarship, which is 100% cost of attendance at any state school, and then, if you're REALLY fucking awesome and graduate within the top 10% of your class, you're automatically provisionally admitted into any state school (you still have to apply and meet whatever additional requirements the schools have for specific majors...but you're pretty much in, and your app fees are waived.)

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

That doesn't make sense. If they sponsor people's education so much in Florida, the average Floridian should be smarter than people from states where they have to cough up that money themselves.

[Luna]

In Florida if you maintain a certain average GPA (I think a 3.1) you're automatically given a Florida Merit Scholarship, which can cover 75-100% of your tuition at any state school. If you maintain over a 3.5 into Senior Year, you automatically get the Bright Futures Scholarship, which is 100% cost of attendance at any state school, and then, if you're REALLY fucking awesome and graduate within the top 10% of your class, you're automatically provisionally admitted into any state school (you still have to apply and meet whatever additional requirements the schools have for specific majors...but you're pretty much in, and your app fees are waived.)

Now, they may have changed that since I went to school there, but their university system is/was/sometimes still rocks. It's just a pity that everyone is convinced that Floridians are inherently stupid thanks to Fark.com, and Sparky here doesn't exactly help bust the mold, if ya'll know what I'm saying.

That doesn't make sense. If they sponsor people's education so much in Florida, the average Floridian should be smarter than people from states where they have to cough up that money themselves.

Ah, but you forget.  Something you've worked for, paid for, bled for is something you take a HELL of a lot more seriously than something which is handed to you...

[East Coast Hustle]

Also, Florida universities are not exactly know as hotbeds of higher academia.

[Chairman Risus]

Moose don't like dogs, at least in Alaska they don't.  When I was living in Anchorage I heard about a few different times that moose had come in through a window in order to kick a dog to death.

Moose don't like dogs because they mistake them for wolves. I saw a report that said moose attacks on humans are increasing because moose see human associating with dogs and think humans are collaborating with wolves.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Moose don't like dogs, at least in Alaska they don't.  When I was living in Anchorage I heard about a few different times that moose had come in through a window in order to kick a dog to death.

Moose don't like dogs because they mistake them for wolves. I saw a report that said moose attacks on humans are increasing because moose see human associating with dogs and think humans are collaborating with wolves.

"Shit dudes, the monkeys and wolves are teaming up!"
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[Freeky]

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SHIT, IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST MOOSE!



It's time to take a stand against the human menace!!
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Wait for it..... Waaaiit fooor iiiiit.....

[Chairman Risus]

I got the distinct impression from the show that moose could often be found lumbering through the forest in a foul mood, muttering under their breath and looking for trouble.