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The Truth About Ginger Kids...

Started by ThatGreenGentleman, June 22, 2010, 01:16:30 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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April 09, 2011, 07:40:42 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 09, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
1.) What the heck is a 'pink' ?

2.) Who are the Nessies sending all their squirrel thank-you gifts to? *looks at Roger suspiciously*

1.) A pink is pretty much a popular kid.

2.) They pretty much send thank you gifts to whoever gives them food. Gingers may be crafty little bastards, but give them food and you have their undying love.

Close.  A Pink is someone who acts they way they do to be popular, rather than being popular for acting the way they do, if you catch my meaning.
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Luna

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April 09, 2011, 12:56:12 PM
According to family lore, I was once ginger.  Then my body rejected it, all my hair fell out, and it came back in brown.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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