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Son of Unbridled Punnery. Bastard!

Started by AFK, November 17, 2010, 04:47:08 PM

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Iason Ouabache

#45
April 02, 2011, 11:20:41 AM


:x
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Jasper

#46
April 08, 2011, 10:14:03 PM
He was a groan.  Which is sort of like a grunt, but less enthusiastic.

Iron Sulfide

#47
April 11, 2011, 08:50:06 AM
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

#48
May 04, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
I had to dump Amanda Lynn the other day.  She was very picky and the relationship just had way too many strings attached. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#49
May 04, 2011, 04:48:18 PM
Ditch-diggers are hard to get a hold of because they are so entrenched in their job. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#50
May 04, 2011, 07:40:36 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 04, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
I had to dump Amanda Lynn the other day.  She was very picky and the relationship just had way too many strings attached. 

That's what you get for fiddling around with her.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#51
June 10, 2011, 04:23:08 PM
Breaking Noose:  Man attempts suicide but fails.  Story at 11!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#52
June 20, 2011, 03:28:13 PM
The surgeon made the first cut at the Open Mike talent show. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Wizard Joseph

#53
June 20, 2011, 04:35:58 PM
If you receive an unwelcome proposal from a lover hand then a melon and say "I'm sorry but I can't elope."
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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AFK

#54
June 20, 2011, 04:50:45 PM
 :aaa:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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