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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, April 20, 2011, 01:50:38 PM

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AFK

April 20, 2011, 01:50:38 PM
There shall be no joy in MudTown.

Joy is now strictly verboten.  It has been stripped from every Man, Woman, and child.  And for good measure, we made sure we kicked your puppies....twice. 

We used the Brillo Pad of Justice to wipe that goddamn smile off your face.  You won't be needing that anymore....where YOU're going. 

In THIS gulag, there is labor, labor, and more labor.  Even for your women IN labor. 

9 to 5 is now 5 to 9! 

Everyone shall be multi-taskers.  The widgets don't make themselves. 

There are quotas to keep, bottom lines to pad, and gilded toilet seats to shine. 

EVERYONE works for food. 

EVERYONE lives to work. 

And retirement is the day we shove you into the fucking ground!

But perk up Johnson!  You are doing this for Amerika the Beautiful! 

You're blood, sweat, and years are helping to build the Plastique Industrial Super-Complex!  It shall be an ever-enduring testament that bears witness to the glory that is our Innovation! 

Happiness and Joy waste time! 

Time that can be used creating the next iCouch. 








Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Don Coyote

#1
April 20, 2011, 01:58:50 PM
Sounds like the Army  :x

East Coast Hustle

#2
April 20, 2011, 04:10:28 PM
:mittens:

I wish this weren't so uncomfortably close to being dead-on.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

#3
April 20, 2011, 04:16:43 PM
This is the future.

I firmly believe "multitasking" is one of the prime factors in the swift disintegration of modern culture.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jenne

#4
April 20, 2011, 04:30:21 PM
:x

You're saying my slack is endangered, aren't you?

AFK

#5
April 20, 2011, 05:44:03 PM
They're going to take it and squirrel it away into a little iron box somewhere in the middle of the desert. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

CorbeauEtRenard

#6
April 20, 2011, 10:44:27 PM
You know, on some days, having read that would have made me just go, "Yeah, amen brother." and go back to being miserable.

But oddly, today it makes me want to get out my Hunter S. Thompson style glasses, buy a big cheap cigar to chew on, and call the local Cacophony Society to an emergency meeting.

Only reason I'm not is because half the members would have to drive an hour and most of them are very busy on Wednesdays, so having a sudden meeting with no agenda would probably have a disappointingly low turnout :lol:
Art is Dead! (If You Want It)

Jenne

#7
April 21, 2011, 03:35:44 AM
S'ok.  I've had a hellish week so all I do is make W0MPS and MS Paint cartoons to relieve the pressure.  :lulz:  Better than nothin', yo!
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