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Tennessee Will Ignore The Gays (And arrest Muslims) Until They Go AWAY!

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 25, 2011, 11:50:06 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
April 26, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 06:22:52 PM
and the other one is a bill Tennessee introduced that will make being Muslim in that state illegal.

WTF?  Link?  For the love of Sweet Baby Jesus, LINK?
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Luna

#31
April 26, 2011, 06:26:37 PM
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#32
April 26, 2011, 06:27:53 PM
Er. Luna's links and . . .

http://europenews.dk/en/node/40493
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The Good Reverend Roger

#33
April 26, 2011, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 26, 2011, 06:26:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 06:22:52 PM
and the other one is a bill Tennessee introduced that will make being Muslim in that state illegal.

WTF?  Link?  For the love of Sweet Baby Jesus, LINK?

Fuck me sideways.

http://www.loonwatch.com/2011/03/bill-would-make-it-illegal-to-be-muslim-in-tennessee/

http://www.amperspective.com/?page_id=1231



QuoteThe bills supporters are calling it an anti-terrorist measure that protects the constitution

:lulz:

To save the constitution, we had to destroy it!

:lulz:

Imagine that...They are now trying to make advancing an idea illegal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#34
April 26, 2011, 06:29:12 PM
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#35
April 26, 2011, 06:31:04 PM Last Edit: April 26, 2011, 06:35:41 PM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
I love the opening line.

QuoteThe threat from terrorism continues to plague the United States
generally and Tennessee in particular.

Bolding mine.

Damn those pesky Muslims for hating the Home of Country Music. O.o Every time a country singer gets booed off stage it's terrorism.

QuoteThis part neither targets, nor incidentally prohibits or inhibits, the peaceful practice of any religion, and in particular, the practice of Islam by its adherents. Rather, this part criminalizes only the knowing provision of material support or resources, as defined in § 39-13-803, to designated sharia organizations, as defined in § 39-13-904, or to known sharia-jihad organizations with the intent of furthering their criminal behavior.

Oh, well. That's a huge relief. O.o


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Luna

#36
April 26, 2011, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 06:31:04 PM
I love the opening line.

QuoteThe threat from terrorism continues to plague the United States
generally and Tennessee in particular.

Bolding mine.

Damn those pesky Muslims for hating the Home of Country Music. O.o Every time a country singer gets booed off stage it's terrorism.

Yeah, remember when those Muslims flew that plane into the Grand Ol' Opry?

Oh, wait...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jasper

#37
April 26, 2011, 06:34:59 PM
SO EGREGIOUSLY, UNEQUIVOCALLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL.  KICK THEM OUT OF THE UNION THEN DECLARE WAR.  

NO QUARTER.  FUCK YOU, TENNESSEE.  FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#38
April 26, 2011, 06:36:26 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 26, 2011, 06:34:59 PM
SO EGREGIOUSLY, UNEQUIVOCALLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL.  KICK THEM OUT OF THE UNION THEN DECLARE WAR.  

NO QUARTER.  FUCK YOU, TENNESSEE.  FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS.

What are the chances to run with that idea as their intended goal?

LMNO

#39
April 26, 2011, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 26, 2011, 06:34:59 PM
NO QUARTER.  FUCK YOU, TENNESSEE.  FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS.


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#40
April 26, 2011, 06:37:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 26, 2011, 06:34:59 PM
SO EGREGIOUSLY, UNEQUIVOCALLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL.  KICK THEM OUT OF THE UNION THEN DECLARE WAR.  

NO QUARTER.  FUCK YOU, TENNESSEE.  FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS.

:lulz:

My sentiments as well.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jasper

#41
April 26, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
I need a C-130 and 42,000 pounds of frogs.

Luna

#42
April 26, 2011, 06:45:56 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 26, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
I need a C-130 and 42,000 pounds of frogs.

:horrormirth:
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jasper

#43
April 26, 2011, 07:08:01 PM
There's nothing for it.

YOU WANT THE BIBLE??   YOU CAN HAVE THE BIBLE!!

Adios

#44
April 26, 2011, 07:16:46 PM
1) Set up proxy located in Tennessee.

2) Post with misspelled words and terrible grammar.

3) Act all redneck on any dissenters to this bill.

4) Support it in as many places as possible.

5) Gradually alter the concept, in such a way that everyone who supports it will agree with.
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