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Started by Suu, April 28, 2011, 04:09:58 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
April 28, 2011, 05:08:43 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 05:08:01 PM
WOOF

You just keep your paws to yourself, young lady.

I'm not that kind of girl.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#31
April 28, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
No one is that kind of girl...

hooplala

#32
April 28, 2011, 05:11:27 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
April 28, 2011, 05:11:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
No one is that kind of girl...

I dunno.  I dated this nurse in Watertown, NY, once, and we called her "Yellow Pages".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#34
April 28, 2011, 05:12:18 PM
MY BRAIN IS MELTING FROMTHE  BULLSHIT OH GAD......... blurble blurble sclorp


AND ROGER IS THE SEXY LIKE BEAST

hooplala

#35
April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
April 28, 2011, 05:15:39 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.

Also, with you, the threat is simply implied, on account of you living so near Burlington.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#37
April 28, 2011, 05:16:28 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.

:spittake:

hooplala

#38
April 28, 2011, 05:19:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:15:39 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.

Also, with you, the threat is simply implied, on account of you living so near Burlington.

Point.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

#39
April 28, 2011, 06:24:24 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Luna

#40
April 28, 2011, 06:25:25 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#41
April 28, 2011, 06:27:13 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

#42
April 28, 2011, 06:28:06 PM
Ditto.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#43
April 28, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
Suu, I've always meant to ask you... how does Blackadder hold up, period clothing wise?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Luna

#44
April 28, 2011, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
Suu, I've always meant to ask you... how does Blackadder hold up, period clothing wise?

Ofuq.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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