shiiiiiit ..catch my drift?

[The Mountain Wizard]

cats tend to bury their shit, they know
better than to let the flys gather and feast

dogs are too busy competing with their pack
to think of it.they pick "their" turf, soil
it, and move on

humans flush it away and leave the scene
pretending as if it never happened ..and if
someone brings it up theyre filled with fear
and shame as if no one else shits

monkeys sit around and throw it at each other
too stupid to realize theyre just spreading
sickness and disease, laughing at the
superficial offense

this is riddled with observational and logical flaws, feel free to add to it

[Disco Pickle]

bats shit while hanging upside down from the ceiling
and despite being mostly blind
somehow don't get shit on them
there is possibly a lesson to be learned there

ferrets shit in a corner
where it piles up against the wall
until it becomes a mountain of shit
that will eventually come tumbling down

a pig will shit where it eats and sleeps
then roll around in it as it mixes with the mud
they just don't give a fuck
their world is their toilet

a fish has few options, and so shits right there
in the water of the river, pond or ocean
think about that the next time
you decide to go for a swim

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all I could come up with on short notice.  I'll possibly try and rework them to have a better meter tomorrow. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pop tarts have no actual flavor
They just imitate the flavor of other things

This is why they are so popular
Among Americans and certain Canadians
Who usually also think clowns are funny
And that forced dadaism is somehow mysterious
And deep.

There is no cure
Nor will there be, because
Who gives a fuck about a pop tart?

Amen.

[The Mountain Wizard]

haha nice. it wasnt actually meant to be a poem, but i guess it sorta is... so attention to meter is unnecessary. i was just ranting against some basic personality types i come across a lot. i do enjoy your additions tho

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Weed makes him more creative
Or so I am told

But it occurs to me that
Pot heads aren't more creative
But rather
Just more easily impressed with themselves

Comes with the territory
One would presume
Just another argument
In favor of sending them all to Belgium

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Oh goddammit I have soda all over my fucking desk now ROGER!!!

Shit like that needs a warning! 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh goddammit I have soda all over my fucking desk now ROGER!!!

Shit like that needs a warning! 

Warning Will Robinson
PD.com is fucking your shit

You cannot clockwise enough
You cannot fly high enough
You cannot dig deep enough
You cannot hide in the mailroom

There is nothing you can do
So you may as well
Take a big drink and wait for the inevitable
With a silly look on your face

[Freeky]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I never imagined this thread would turn into anything worth reading!

[Jenne]

Pop tarts have no actual flavor
They just imitate the flavor of other things

This is why they are so popular
Among Americans and certain Canadians
Who usually also think clowns are funny
And that forced dadaism is somehow mysterious
And deep.

There is no cure
Nor will there be, because
Who gives a fuck about a pop tart?

Amen.

 

[The Mountain Wizard]

 
im curious what the tone is here.. because my assumption is that you all are either having a great time entertaining yourselves with your grossly yellow dentures, possibly expecting some homage of creativity since im a newb orr theres a lesson trying to be taught.

because like i said, my op was a simple rant i wanted to get out of my head, not any sort of brandishing of creative ability. if i wanted to wave my dick around (ie Roger's piss poor lines) i would have posted any number of other songs i have written that would make those lines seem elementary at best. also it wouldnt be in the rant section bc im not an idiot

soo id like to believe this isnt the asshole of the internet, where the intelligent come to be depressed and angry about everything and give up... but thats what the lot of you seem to be doing.

so while you can  all day, all it actually seems like all your doing is  /  

have a great day! 

[LMNO]

You're free to post as you see fit, and so are we.  Conflicts arise, but Eris, she is Goddes of Strife, no?

[The Mountain Wizard]

You're free to post as you see fit, and so are we.  Conflicts arise, but Eris, she is Goddes of Strife, no?

indeed, i do not take well to assumption tho, and i dont think my post should be seen as anything but returning the favor. soo (no/) harm, (no/)foul

[LMNO]

If you don't take well to assumption, then stop assuming.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

im curious what the tone is here.. because my assumption is that you all are either having a great time entertaining yourselves with your grossly yellow dentures, possibly expecting some homage of creativity since im a newb orr theres a lesson trying to be taught.

because like i said, my op was a simple rant i wanted to get out of my head, not any sort of brandishing of creative ability. if i wanted to wave my dick around (ie Roger's piss poor lines) i would have posted any number of other songs i have written that would make those lines seem elementary at best. also it wouldnt be in the rant section bc im not an idiot

soo id like to believe this isnt the asshole of the internet, where the intelligent come to be depressed and angry about everything and give up... but thats what the lot of you seem to be doing.

so while you can  all day, all it actually seems like all your doing is  /  

have a great day! 

The standards for rants here are pretty high... hang around and read, and you'll see what I mean. Don't take it personally, take it as a growth opportunity.