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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 28, 2011, 03:21:41 PM

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Payne

#15
April 28, 2011, 05:50:43 PM
Ever since I got my Holy NameTM I have started to develop sexually in ways previously unnoted in biology textbooks, the seepage from my armpits has turned a rather pleasant shade of lavender and I am able to roll a natural 20 at any time I choose.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
April 28, 2011, 05:52:43 PM
Ever since I got my Holy Name™, my 'frop has stopped going moldy, my backhair has 30% less vermin, my testicles have gone properly lopsided, and my coworkers maintain a respectful distance between themselves and my holy personage.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#17
April 28, 2011, 05:54:08 PM
 :lulz:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Cainad (dec.)

#18
April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#19
April 28, 2011, 07:40:10 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 11:20:50 PM by Anna Mae Bollocks
Continuous recitation of the HOLY NAMETM creates a shield like unto an armor of venereal warts that no enemy dares penetrate.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Eve Hill

#20
April 28, 2011, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!

Ooh liking this endorsement!  :lol:


I'd like a Holy Name, please. :-)

Payne

#21
April 28, 2011, 11:48:44 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
April 29, 2011, 12:58:13 AM
Quote from: Eve Hill on April 28, 2011, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!

Ooh liking this endorsement!  :lol:


I'd like a Holy Name, please. :-)


Rabid Lust Squirrel of Forbidden Desire
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eve Hill

#23
April 29, 2011, 02:44:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 12:58:13 AM
Quote from: Eve Hill on April 28, 2011, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!

Ooh liking this endorsement!  :lol:


I'd like a Holy Name, please. :-)



Rabid Lust Squirrel of Forbidden Desire

:lulz: Two thumbs up!

Lies

#24
April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#26
April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Payne

#27
April 29, 2011, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.

PERSONAL TEXT, ASSHOLE

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
April 29, 2011, 06:15:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.

PERSONAL TEXT, ASSHOLE

:facepalm:

Another sinner lost to the fiery depths of hell.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#29
April 29, 2011, 06:16:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:15:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.

PERSONAL TEXT, ASSHOLE

:facepalm:

Another sinner lost to the fiery depths of hell.

You can lead a fool to HolinessTM, but you can't make them piss in the baptismal font.
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