I'm leaving on a jet plane..

[Disco Pickle]

To Veracruz, Mexico tomorrow, gone for a week. 

ASK ME ANYTHING!

[AFK]

When did you become a drug mule?

also

Does it hurt when you sit?

[Rumckle]

I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?

[Disco Pickle]

When did you become a drug mule?

also

Does it hurt when you sit?

I'd make the worst drug mule.  I won't even take suppositories unless it's life or death.

also,

since I haven't been there in two years, my immune system has probably been slacking off, so after a week of eating there, I'm more worried about it hurting when I SHIT.

[Disco Pickle]

I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?

that depends, do you also have access to a large quantity of your blood type?  get some (a lot) and an IV, now run it through a pressure washer and into your veins.  That should be sufficient to clear the shit out of your arteries after you've eaten.