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Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?

Started by Suu, April 28, 2011, 04:09:58 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#90
April 29, 2011, 04:54:44 PM
Also, not that I particularly care, but I saw a picture of the wedding on Yahoo news. Man, the Irish Guards have a really unappealing dress uniform.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#91
April 29, 2011, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 04:54:14 PM
NO shit, there I was, but it was a series of accidents and missunderstandings. 

1st:  The roll out "aisle" carpet was blowing away in the wind.  I dig into the volvo of many thigns and produce 3 large spikes and a hammer to nail the thing down.  Just as I turn to get to work, the minister is standing there,a nd I realize I'm holding a "Make your own crucifixion" kit.  AWKWARD

2nd:  I'm shootign the shit with people, and they're complaining about the wind (It was damn windy).  I reply that it's a beautiful day otherwise, and gesture expansively at the scenic expanse of water and cliff.  Being around italians rubs off on me, and my "talk with hands" factor was WAY up. 

Well, the expansive jesture hit the minister in the face.  She was very cool about it, and turned the other cheek.   

:lulz:
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Suu

#92
April 29, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
And you're my potential date for Big Fat 3rd Gen Costello Italian Wedding Mark II?

Christ. My cousin is going to KILL US.
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Cain

#93
April 29, 2011, 05:32:48 PM
Missed the whole thing, woke up at 16:30 and have watched Deal or No Deal and Come Dine With Me.  Only read RSS feeds about Afghanistan and finance. 

I think this is a victory.  The BBC's nefarious blanket coverage has failed to ensnare me.

Triple Zero

#94
April 29, 2011, 07:16:51 PM
I just saw a bit. Dutch current events/media daily show type thing, and they were reporting on the way it was reported (that they didn't switch to the right camera angle when the ring was given, etc) ... fuck you post-modernism :lulz:

Also the prince dude's costume was downright silly. Red blue and yellow? Fuck.
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Suu

#95
April 29, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Irish Guard.

My sister won't wear an awesome hat with me to my cousin's wedding. WTF.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#96
April 29, 2011, 08:02:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Irish Guard.

That's the guy who keeps the key to the liquor cabinet, right?
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Suu

#97
April 29, 2011, 08:38:49 PM
I think so.
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#98
April 29, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 08:02:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Irish Guard.

That's the guy who keeps the key to the liquor cabinet, right?

Ah now that makes sense. I understand they wouldn't want to make that guy wear camo.
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Thurnez Isa

#99
April 30, 2011, 12:51:38 AM
WHY ARE PPL STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS STUPID WEDDING!!!!
:argh!:

I DONT CARE
NO ONE CARES

NO HE DOESN'T LOOK HANDSOME
HE LOOKS LIKE THE SMUG ASSHOLE THAT YOU SEE THE BOUNCERS TOSS OUT OF THE STRIP CLUB FOR TRYING TO RUB HIS LACK OF COCK AGAINST ONE OF THE GIRLS
I DONT WANT HIM ON MY MONEY
EVER !!!!
I WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS HIS FUCKING SMUG ASS FACE

NO SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PRINCESS
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE BITCHING GIRL THAT ALWAYS GETS KILLED IN THE HOT TUBE IN THOSE SLASHER FILMS

THATS IT
AMERICA
WHEN THE QUEEN DIES
WE'RE STEALING YOUR MONEY
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
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#100
April 30, 2011, 12:55:33 AM


Meh. Not all that great Imo....


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*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

#101
May 23, 2011, 09:04:06 PM
Holy shit.

That godawful AWFUL hat?

The one Princess Beatrice was wearing?

Donated to charity, sold for 81,100 pounds on ebay.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110523/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_wedding_hat
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Freeky

#102
May 23, 2011, 09:12:02 PM
:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#103
May 23, 2011, 09:14:06 PM
Most expensive bidet seat ever.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#104
May 23, 2011, 09:43:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 23, 2011, 09:14:06 PM
Most expensive bidet seat ever.   :lulz:

POTD

I knew it reminded me of *something*...  :lulz:
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