YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGANARRRRRRRG!

[Bruno]

This may require the use of some kind of encabulator.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Literate people don't herd well and tend not to get these positions. One of my bosses was always writing signs and memos about how we'd better do this or that or we could LOOSE OUR JOBS.

[Cain]

How did he use it? Like, what the hell man, how would that even sound like it works?

"The increase in fixed costs could be impactful on our profit forecasts."

Not only mangling a word, but doing it to state the fucking obvious?  Yeesh.

You should read this guy's weekly report to Houston.  He never uses a word where a paragraph will do.

I believe that is the purpose of having a PhD. 

[Jasper]

Fixed cost increases will affect our bottom line profit.

People like Jim can't be trusted with the word "affect".  They will always, always confuse it with "effect".

In fact, I bet he couldn't remember which was which, and invented "impactful" as a desperation move.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fixed cost increases will affect our bottom line profit.

People like Jim can't be trusted with the word "affect".  They will always, always confuse it with "effect".

In fact, I bet he couldn't remember which was which, and invented "impactful" as a desperation move.  

No, it's a "word" in exec circles, these days.

[Adios]

Fixed cost increases will affect our bottom line profit.

People like Jim can't be trusted with the word "affect".  They will always, always confuse it with "effect".

In fact, I bet he couldn't remember which was which, and invented "impactful" as a desperation move.  

But impactful is so deceptful.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oh. Kind of like when they want you to do their shit work and they say they're going to "empower" you?

[Jasper]

Fixed cost increases will affect our bottom line profit.

People like Jim can't be trusted with the word "affect".  They will always, always confuse it with "effect".

In fact, I bet he couldn't remember which was which, and invented "impactful" as a desperation move. 

But impactful is so deceptful.

And the mome raths outgrabe. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Slithy fuckin' toves.

[BadBeast]

Fixed cost increases will affect our bottom line profit.

People like Jim can't be trusted with the word "affect".  They will always, always confuse it with "effect".

In fact, I bet he couldn't remember which was which, and invented "impactful" as a desperation move. 

But impactful is so deceptful.

I hate the invasionment of the language with unverbalage liek this. People need ridiculizing until they stop doing it.

[Payne]

An' I was all like WOT?!

[Triple Zero]

Don't you mean WOTTAGE?

They say it denotes the rate of work in enlightenation.

[Succulent Plant]

Language ITT  is disgustful.

[Suu]

The abusations of Englishness are making me feel headachey.

[Triple Zero]

"We need to solutionize this problem."

"I'll come up with a solve tomorrow."