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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Welcome to the Blasphemarium

Why hello good sir, please be so kind as to WOMP my discordianary visage, post haste!
I have come to blaspheme and offer this WOMP to this fine, upstanding fixture of the community.
You're a spag.
B L A S P H E M Y !!! G T F O !!!!!
I'm so on board with this I'm going to engage in auto-erotic WOMPification.
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Suu

#15
April 25, 2011, 02:49:59 AM
The Princess demands her WOMP.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

tyrannosaurus vex

#16
April 25, 2011, 05:14:41 AM
Sure............why not.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#17
April 30, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Autoloading Meatcannon, Payne

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Payne

#18
April 30, 2011, 07:33:53 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on April 30, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Autoloading Meatcannon, Payne

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fucking WIN

Triple Zero

#19
April 30, 2011, 07:35:48 PM
LOL it's actually loading autos :lol:

also, do me! :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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#20
April 30, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
:thanks:

I'm working on more.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#21
April 30, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
You are rocking this, Net. I am in awe.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Payne

#22
April 30, 2011, 07:56:34 PM
Hirsute Lingam of Dread Self Awareness, Net

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#23
April 30, 2011, 09:43:25 PM
:lol:

Awesome Payne.
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*GrumpButt*

#24
April 30, 2011, 09:44:09 PM
Oh me!! :D
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

East Coast Hustle

#25
April 30, 2011, 09:53:20 PM
Oh hell yeah. Hook a brotha up!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

President Television

#26
May 01, 2011, 12:55:13 AM
This should be interesting. I mean blasphemous. Interestingly blasphemous.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

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#27
May 01, 2011, 01:45:03 AM
I've added you guys to The List, and I've started collecting only the most profane images to use for your WOMPs.
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Jasper

#28
May 01, 2011, 01:48:42 AM
Ohhh my god yesssss :lulz: 

Love the one of Payne.  That's a bit of genius!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#29
May 01, 2011, 06:02:08 AM
DEAL ME IN, DOOD!!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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