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OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.

Started by Suu, May 02, 2011, 03:55:33 AM

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Suu

May 02, 2011, 03:55:33 AM
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
May 02, 2011, 03:59:34 AM
DOUBLE SONIC BOOM OVER PORTLAND.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#2
May 02, 2011, 04:00:43 AM
what, no rickroll? :-(
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 02, 2011, 04:01:08 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#4
May 02, 2011, 04:06:43 AM
YES IT'S REAL.

I SHOULD BE IN BED RIGHT NOW.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5
May 02, 2011, 04:08:42 AM
If CNN's stream is still down, MSNBC is live. Obama has not spoken yet.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 02, 2011, 04:12:30 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:08:42 AM
If CNN's stream is still down, MSNBC is live. Obama has not spoken yet.

Yep.  They DNA tested his incinerated, blowed-up arse.  It's him.  :banana:

I don't care if the USA lies about everything, I'm still glad the bastard's dead.

(Cain, I know this doesn't make much actual difference.  I'm still in a better mood.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#7
May 02, 2011, 04:14:18 AM Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 04:16:18 AM by Doktor Phox
Wow. That's fucking... I don't know how I should feel about this.

ETA: I don't know how I DO feel...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
May 02, 2011, 04:14:23 AM
Weird. My son just texted me about this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cuddlefish

#9
May 02, 2011, 04:14:36 AM
* Cuddlefish waits for cain
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Suu

#10
May 02, 2011, 04:16:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:12:30 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:08:42 AM
If CNN's stream is still down, MSNBC is live. Obama has not spoken yet.

Yep.  They DNA tested his incinerated, blowed-up arse.  It's him.  :banana:

I don't care if the USA lies about everything, I'm still glad the bastard's dead.

(Cain, I know this doesn't make much actual difference.  I'm still in a better mood.)

I DON'T GIVE FUCKING TWO SHITS ABOUT WHO KILLED HIM OR AMERICA FUCK YEAH BULLSHIT. MY FUCKING FAMILY MEMBERS ARE FUCKING JUSTIFIED.

DRAW AND QUARTER THAT TERRORIST MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND PUT HIS HEAD ON A GODDAMN PIKE RIGHT AT GROUND ZERO.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cuddlefish

#11
May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 02, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive

Nope.  Better blown to tiny bits.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
May 02, 2011, 04:19:20 AM
Seriously, I think dead is better for all concerned. There would have been a monkey show followed by an execution. This way we can dispense with the monkey show.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#14
May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!
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