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GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 04, 2011, 12:06:50 AM

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Should ECH cut his awesome hair?

Yeah, you look like a scrub
Yeah, and you shouldn't stop there, either. Get everything above the neck.
No way, bro! Chicks dig hair!
No way, dude. Someone will steal the trimmings and voodoo your ass.
I can't believe ECH stooped to posting a poll.

Suu

Nope. Find your own enemy to exhibit false sexual tension. Kthx.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 05, 2011, 09:51:39 PM
Nope. Find your own enemy to exhibit false sexual tension. Kthx.

You should have marked your territory, you know, like a wolf.  Then other females would know who, precisely, belongs to you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Of course, peeing on ECH's leg might not be the best idea of the year.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 10:03:05 PM
Of course, peeing on ECH's leg might not be the best idea of the year.

:lulz:


ECH and TI belong to me. I've asked them each to make out way too many times by now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

He sure is taking his time with that shower ...
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

OK, so it hasn't quite gotten used to the fact that it's not curly anymore, but here you go:





Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

You look like you want to kill the camera.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

That's just how my face composes itself about half of the time. The other half is the huge goofy shit-eating grin, but posting pics of that face would ruin my carefully guarded image.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

I definitely think I've seen a genuine smile before.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

*GrumpButt*

Looks goooood.

Hello there  :evil:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 06, 2011, 12:21:04 AM
I definitely think I've seen a genuine smile before.

Yeah, I posted a pic of myself 'faced on shrooms once. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 06, 2011, 12:26:02 AM
MUCH BETTAR
FRED APPROVES

YEAH, YOU REALLY DON'T APPROVE OF PEOPLE WITH BIG CURLY FRO HAIR, HUH?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 12:27:43 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 06, 2011, 12:21:04 AM
I definitely think I've seen a genuine smile before.

Yeah, I posted a pic of myself 'faced on shrooms once. :lulz:

:lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."