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Started by Elder Iptuous, May 09, 2011, 04:11:10 PM

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May 09, 2011, 04:11:10 PM
You had that thread about crazy impractical vehicular awesomeness that MUST HAVE!

I can't find it...  (i can't get search on PD to bend to my will evar...)

but i saw this and i wanted to add it to the thread:
WATER PROPELLED JETPACK!
Be the King of the Lake!

Adios

#1
May 09, 2011, 04:29:36 PM
Dear god, I could genuinely hurt myself with one of those. WANT!!!!!

Eater of Clowns

#2
May 09, 2011, 05:26:58 PM
This looks awfully familiar...

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#3
May 09, 2011, 10:23:09 PM
I know for a fact that if I strapped myself into one of those, I'd accidentally shoot myself into the boat headfirst in five seconds.

Elder Iptuous

#4
May 09, 2011, 10:30:05 PM
i would guess you put a gyro in it to ensure that it would not jet sideways at any point?  surely, it wouldn't just rely on the weight of the water hose to keep it upright? 
what were those backyard water toys called?  Wacky Water Worm or something.  little plastic cap on the end of a hose that would fly around spraying water in much the same way as this gentleman pictured above?  it would randomly fly sideways and bean the crap out of your still-soft-in-the-crown skull every so often...

Luna

#5
May 11, 2011, 01:49:22 PM
Oh, wow...



8 minutes, at up to 190 miles per hour.  Mind, he had to launch from a helicopter, and use a parachute to land...  But this is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKravTDuq2M&feature=related
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#6
June 27, 2011, 03:10:23 PM
Hay Charley!
remember this one? (i think it was in the other thread...)

Well,
Guess who wants to use it?!


:fap:

Don Coyote

#7
June 27, 2011, 08:36:48 PM
Fucking Airforce. :lulz:

Doktor Howl

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June 27, 2011, 08:39:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 27, 2011, 08:36:48 PM
Fucking Airforce. :lulz:

:?

I thought that was the Power Rangers.
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June 28, 2011, 10:03:52 AM
Pretty sure that's the Decepticon's logo.
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