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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., May 13, 2011, 06:14:17 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

In Cherokee County, Georgia, this means bending down low enough to read what's on the police cruiser's bumper.

http://www.wsbradio.com/news/news/local/cherokee-county-police-cars-will-feature-ads/nCgC3/

QuoteIn Cherokee County, "thinking outside the box" during tough times means "advertising on police patrol cars".

In a Georgia first, the city of Holly Springs has approved the sale of ads on its 14-cruiser fleet.   Small ads--bumper-sticker sized--on the cars' fenders.

The fee:  $10,000 for one year, up to $34,000 for four years.

The police chief is hoping to make as much as $100,000 a year off the ads--but despite some interest, there are no takers, so far.

I almost blew Pepsi out my nose on the way home from work, when I heard this on the radio.

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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

LMNO

I would love to see an ad for a criminal defense attorney on a cop car.

Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 12:59:36 PM
I would love to see an ad for a criminal defense attorney on a cop car.

That would be brilliant.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Elder Iptuous

i was assuming that's who it was targeted at....
or perhaps some organization like DARE or MADD.
or a religious group.

AFK

That price would be a bit too steep for DARE and MADD.  And many DARE programs are run by the police anyway, so it would end up being a bit of a circle jerk. 

In fact, for that kind of advertising price, I'm thinking lawyers are about the only companies that are going to be able to afford it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO


Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.