The Fucked Up Mailing List 2010

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

  i had lost the hard copy of the letter in my many moving times. great to re-read.
should we pm address changes too. i will write you back on beyoootiful stationary as a proper charm school fred should

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i had lost the hard copy of the letter in my many moving times. great to re-read.
should we pm address changes too. i will write you back on beyoootiful stationary as a proper charm school fred should

Yes, address changes should be sent along.

[Payne]

I got Fucked Up Mail Reaction all down my nice shirt, and I expect you to send me a replacement.

It's like those pinhole burns hippies always used to talk about, except it has left sizzling green neon edges, and the smoke that came from it has miraculously cleaned every glass surface within a half mile to a blinding finish.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Sweet! I'll get to reading all of these eventually, but reading your letter to me again... it has just as much punch now as it did then, if not a little more. It's been one hell of a year for Horror, and what Dok Howl was trying to tell me gets more and more clear with each passing week.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I got Fucked Up Mail Reaction all down my nice shirt, and I expect you to send me a replacement.

That can be arranged.  Oh, my, yes.

Just remember that you demanded it.

[Luna]

I got Fucked Up Mail Reaction all down my nice shirt, and I expect you to send me a replacement.

That can be arranged.  Oh, my, yes.

Just remember that you demanded it.

Pics, please!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think the best one is the one to LMNO.

[LMNO]

I love how it veers all over the place, but the message stays constant.

[Payne]

I like how all the letters combined form a slightly incoherent but powerful blast of sheer Roger.

It's like Captain Planet, but instead of whiny kids with shitty rings it's Roger and a fuckton of Epistles. And instead of a Super Heroic Blue (and also green?) Do Gooder, it's a Hairy Yeti with a penchant for the sublimely strange.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I like how all the letters combined form a slightly incoherent but powerful blast of sheer Roger.

It's like Captain Planet, but instead of whiny kids with shitty rings it's Roger and a fuckton of Epistles. And instead of a Super Heroic Blue (and also green?) Do Gooder, it's a Hairy Yeti with a penchant for the sublimely strange.

Ah, Captain Planet.  That wonderful show that taught that damage to the ecology is the work of MUHAHA BAD GUY TERRORISTS who pollute to have a good time, rather than, you know, the average fatass American that NEEDS his toys and trinkets, and doesn't care what has to die for him to have them.

You know, like the parents of the kids that watched that shit, and those same kids 15 years later.

I wonder which chemical companies subsidized that show?

[Payne]

I like how all the letters combined form a slightly incoherent but powerful blast of sheer Roger.

It's like Captain Planet, but instead of whiny kids with shitty rings it's Roger and a fuckton of Epistles. And instead of a Super Heroic Blue (and also green?) Do Gooder, it's a Hairy Yeti with a penchant for the sublimely strange.

Ah, Captain Planet.  That wonderful show that taught that damage to the ecology is the work of MUHAHA BAD GUY TERRORISTS who pollute to have a good time, rather than, you know, the average fatass American that NEEDS his toys and trinkets, and doesn't care what has to die for him to have them.

You know, like the parents of the kids that watched that shit, and those same kids 15 years later.

I wonder which chemical companies subsidized that show?

Mattel, probably. Or whoever supplies the plastics to whatever company sold the action figures and other bullcrapshit that went along with the show.

Continuing the analogy, are you perchance sponsered by a major backHair Care corporation?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I like how all the letters combined form a slightly incoherent but powerful blast of sheer Roger.

It's like Captain Planet, but instead of whiny kids with shitty rings it's Roger and a fuckton of Epistles. And instead of a Super Heroic Blue (and also green?) Do Gooder, it's a Hairy Yeti with a penchant for the sublimely strange.

Ah, Captain Planet.  That wonderful show that taught that damage to the ecology is the work of MUHAHA BAD GUY TERRORISTS who pollute to have a good time, rather than, you know, the average fatass American that NEEDS his toys and trinkets, and doesn't care what has to die for him to have them.

You know, like the parents of the kids that watched that shit, and those same kids 15 years later.

I wonder which chemical companies subsidized that show?

Mattel, probably. Or whoever supplies the plastics to whatever company sold the action figures and other bullcrapshit that went along with the show.

Continuing the analogy, are you perchance sponsered by a major backHair Care corporation?

No, and I'll thank you to not spread that persistent rumor.  Nor can you prove that I was ever a Rogaine test subject gone horribly wrong, so stop saying that.

[Payne]

I like how all the letters combined form a slightly incoherent but powerful blast of sheer Roger.

It's like Captain Planet, but instead of whiny kids with shitty rings it's Roger and a fuckton of Epistles. And instead of a Super Heroic Blue (and also green?) Do Gooder, it's a Hairy Yeti with a penchant for the sublimely strange.

Ah, Captain Planet.  That wonderful show that taught that damage to the ecology is the work of MUHAHA BAD GUY TERRORISTS who pollute to have a good time, rather than, you know, the average fatass American that NEEDS his toys and trinkets, and doesn't care what has to die for him to have them.

You know, like the parents of the kids that watched that shit, and those same kids 15 years later.

I wonder which chemical companies subsidized that show?

Mattel, probably. Or whoever supplies the plastics to whatever company sold the action figures and other bullcrapshit that went along with the show.

Continuing the analogy, are you perchance sponsered by a major backHair Care corporation?

No, and I'll thank you to not spread that persistent rumor.  Nor can you prove that I was ever a Rogaine test subject gone horribly wrong, so stop saying that.

That story has gotten me many a free pint over the years, but if you insist.

[BadBeast]

Ha ha, I still have the letter, pinned to my "Open with caution" noticeboard. Just above the "TV Licence" people, and "Final Demands" from the Water Company, and below the "Blackfriar's Debt Collection" collection of Imaginary debt demands. (Rendered largely spurious, unless the Govt. are prepared to totally abolish the principles of Contract Law)

As requested, I forwarded a copy to Her Madge, but she said we couldn't send the Royal Navy, as they were all on standby in the Gulf, ready to evacuate your Military, due to their woefully lacking Exfil contingency planning. She also commented on "The sheer brass neck of these fucking Rebel Colonists" and mentioned some incoherent shit about "Swinging with the Reagans" that I didn't really want her to elucidate upon. But she did anyway. Apparently the source of that "Aristo-syphilus" outbreak, was "Nancy's rancid slop- pot". *Shudders* 

Anyway, looking forward to the next round of letters. With the proviso that you don't ask me to do any more "Piggy in the middle" shit with those fucking German throne usurpers. My shit is still itching from their invitation to "Stay away from the fucking Wedding".
(Like I was really going to turn up and embarrass that Middleton Slag with the webcam pics)     

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I loved how you fucked with Mr. Language's head. He figured us out in the end, though.