Schizophrenia

[AFK]

Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

I mean really, if you are going to trust the internet to diagnose you why don't you at least go to a place like WebMD that, you know, specializes in health stuff. 

[Luna]

Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

I mean really, if you are going to trust the internet to diagnose you why don't you at least go to a place like WebMD that, you know, specializes in health stuff. 

Because he just can't get the quality abuse there that you find here on PD.  He's loving every minute of it.

I'm through with him, can we haz a new troll to abuse, now?  This one's gotten downright dull.

[Triple Zero]

Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

You already got the best advice anyone could possibly give you, "Speak to a professional".

Any scorn people lay on you now is just payment in kind.

It's much more fun to lay down the slapping when you imagine it's the high-pitched whiny voice of that Felix character, too

[AFK]

lawl, imma gonna go to SJGames and ask if I have lupus. 

[hooplala]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

[Cain]

Livejournal, for sure.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

No need for thanks, citizen.  It's what we do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.

This is the Kind of Shit We Have to Put Up With Department rides again!

[Luna]

So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.

This is the Kind of Shit We Have to Put Up With Department rides again!

Nah...  This is the Kind of Shit we Mock Mercilessly Until it Straightens Up or Leaves.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.

This is the Kind of Shit We Have to Put Up With Department rides again!

[Don Coyote]

lawl, imma gonna go to SJGames and ask if I have lupus. 

You have cancer.