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STFU I ALREADY SENT THE BITCH

Started by Freeky, May 17, 2011, 01:22:49 AM

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Freeky

I sent this in to a scholarship thingy.  I doubt it'll win, but SHUT THE FUCK UP, because any entry is better than nothing, and I don't know jack shit about who's running right now.  Except for Trump I know he isn't.

QuoteThere is a man in Tucson who goes by the name of The Good Reverend Roger.  He will never run, and he doesn't have the answers, and he doesn't represent anyone but himself. What he is is a man with a very strong sense of ethics, personality, justice, and what is right, as well as a good grasp on how people work.  It is this man who I would want as president above all others.

The Good Reverend has a very hands-off approach when it comes to personal choices.  Abortion, pot, religion, gay marriage, these things, he says, are all up to the person involved.  A person who can't choose these things are not free.

Reverend Roger has a very hands-ON approach to corporation and big business control.  As the most successful manager in his field in a worldwide corporation that deals in oil (among other things), he knows the ins and outs of what they are really doing business for, and it isn't the interests of "the little guy." 

The Good Reverend loves the constitution, and it fills him with rage (I've borne witness to a good many of his rants and tirades) to see it ripped to shreds, dying by inches.  His concern over the freedom of speech and the freedom of the press bothers him the most, I think, because of his life-long pursuit of truth.  The approval of torture and imprisonment without a fair trial is a close second, if not tied with first place.

He is a great lover of history, and he sees in the current situation an obvious parallel with the Roman Empire, fifty years before it's fall.  A common saying of his is "We're only getting what we deserve as a nation.  The monkeys don't deserve freedom!"  And then he laughs, but it's an angry laugh, all the same.

So why do I believe that he should be president, and be a good president at that?  Because he knows how politics and people work.  He knows how the government works.  He is a decent human being with a strong regard for freedom.  And he can't possibly be worse than what we've got right now.

The first of many essays ripped out of my stinking rectum, I'm sure.

Suu

If I was on that committee you'd win for sure.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky


Suu

NP. I hate the same old scholarship essays. Stuff like this gives me hope for the future.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Lies

Yeah, you (and rog) have got my vote.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Luna

I like it.  It's creative, it's different, it'll stand out from the endless pile of the onesfor the actual candidates and potential candidates.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson