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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, May 18, 2011, 03:53:59 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Richter

The good, the bad, the weird.   :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

This decade is hardly begun, AND IT'S ALREADY THE FUNNIEST YET!

Nephew Twiddleton

I'm wondering if when he said ok, she was thinking, "whoa, wait, this seriously is working?!?!"
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Richter

SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:03:54 AM
SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?

That's probably the best explanation for it. I just..... still......
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:03:54 AM
SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?

Apparently, she rolls on the glove.

Can't imagine why the police think there's a case, though.  She offered, he said yes, it's not really HER fault he thought it was part of his surgery...
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on May 18, 2011, 04:05:52 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:03:54 AM
SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?

Apparently, she rolls on the glove.

Can't imagine why the police think there's a case, though.  She offered, he said yes, it's not really HER fault he thought it was part of his surgery...

I get the sense from the article that the cops don't really know what to do with it either.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Richter

Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none.  Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health.  A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none.  Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health.  A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.

Ofuk...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none.  Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health.  A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.

True.  

Then there's this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/that-enema-just-about-killed-me,16337/
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

That would definately be a crappy way to die....